Something cute I found online . . . .
"Talk to the paw"
The Top 10 Cat Proverbs
10> Do unto others whatever the hell you want to.
9> The world is your litter box.
8> Always put off until tomorrow anything that interferes with
a nap.
7> Look before you lick.
6> Pride goeth before ... you've got to be :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor:' kidding me!
5> You scratch my back.
4> Strike while the feet are bare.
3> When in doubt, wash.
2> If at first you don't succeed, act like you intended to fail.
and the Number 1 Cat Proverb...
1> The way to your owner's heart is through their ankles when
they least expect it.
Cat Proverbs RUNNERS UP list -- Scratched
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A bird in the hand is... Lunch!
A new broom sweeps me off my favorite easy chair.
For good luck, just nap on wood.
He who purrs loudest drools.
Let sleeping Rottweilers lie.
Mark others' territory before they can mark yours.
Neither a prince nor a pauper be. Hold out for "god."
Only two things are certain life: curiosity and neutering.
Slow and steady may win the race, but speed is what you want when
hacking up a hairball.
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
"Talk to the paw"
The Top 10 Cat Proverbs
10> Do unto others whatever the hell you want to.
9> The world is your litter box.
8> Always put off until tomorrow anything that interferes with
a nap.
7> Look before you lick.
6> Pride goeth before ... you've got to be :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor:' kidding me!
5> You scratch my back.
4> Strike while the feet are bare.
3> When in doubt, wash.
2> If at first you don't succeed, act like you intended to fail.
and the Number 1 Cat Proverb...
1> The way to your owner's heart is through their ankles when
they least expect it.
Cat Proverbs RUNNERS UP list -- Scratched
----------------------------------------------------------
A bird in the hand is... Lunch!
A new broom sweeps me off my favorite easy chair.
For good luck, just nap on wood.
He who purrs loudest drools.
Let sleeping Rottweilers lie.
Mark others' territory before they can mark yours.
Neither a prince nor a pauper be. Hold out for "god."
Only two things are certain life: curiosity and neutering.
Slow and steady may win the race, but speed is what you want when
hacking up a hairball.
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
