Here are some responses...
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground
here.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken
crossing the road represented the application of these two different
functions of government in a new, invented way designed to bring greater
services to the American people.
COLIN POWELL: Now, at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANZ BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been allowed access to the other side of the road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road.
This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story
of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish
its life-long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to
the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
cheque book - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean
my chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground
here.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken
crossing the road represented the application of these two different
functions of government in a new, invented way designed to bring greater
services to the American people.
COLIN POWELL: Now, at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANZ BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been allowed access to the other side of the road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road.
This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story
of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish
its life-long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to
the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
cheque book - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean
my chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
