--FROM THE CAT:
--1. I am the Lord of thy House.
--2. Thou shalt have no other pets before Me.
--3. Thou shalt never ignore Me.
--4. I shall ignore Thou when I feel like it.
--5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give Thou
the time of day.
--6. Remember My food dish and keep it full.
--7. Thou shalt spend most of Thy money on toys
and gifts for Me.
--8. Thou shalt always have Thy lap ready for Me
to curl up in.
--9. Thou shalt shower Me with love and attention
upon demand.
--10. Above all, Thou shalt do anything and everything
it takes to keep me happy.
Whaddaya think of that?
--1. I am the Lord of thy House.
--2. Thou shalt have no other pets before Me.
--3. Thou shalt never ignore Me.
--4. I shall ignore Thou when I feel like it.
--5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give Thou
the time of day.
--6. Remember My food dish and keep it full.
--7. Thou shalt spend most of Thy money on toys
and gifts for Me.
--8. Thou shalt always have Thy lap ready for Me
to curl up in.
--9. Thou shalt shower Me with love and attention
upon demand.
--10. Above all, Thou shalt do anything and everything
it takes to keep me happy.
Whaddaya think of that?