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--FROM THE CAT:

--1. I am the Lord of thy House.

--2. Thou shalt have no other pets before Me.

--3. Thou shalt never ignore Me.

--4. I shall ignore Thou when I feel like it.

--5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give Thou
the time of day.

--6. Remember My food dish and keep it full.

--7. Thou shalt spend most of Thy money on toys
and gifts for Me.

--8. Thou shalt always have Thy lap ready for Me
to curl up in.

--9. Thou shalt shower Me with love and attention
upon demand.

--10. Above all, Thou shalt do anything and everything
it takes to keep me happy.

Whaddaya think of that?
 
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