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post #1 of 14
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Why do people always seem so busy?

Where does cat food come from?

Where do hairballs come from?

Why does cat nip make me roll around like a nut?

Why isn't my litter box bigger?

Why do they vacuum – I'll just get more hair on stuff! What is the deal with the scary vacuum thing?

Why do cat toys come in lots of colors and I don't see color that well?

Why don't people lick their bottoms like I do?

Why do people voluntarily bath and wash their hair so frequently?

Why can I lay on the counter or table all day then when they come home from want me off?

Why can't I claw the couch?

Why don't these greet me by smelling my bottom like other cats?

What is the deal with human kisses? Why don't they lick me?

Why do they freak out when I bring a mouse in the house?

Where does the sun come from and why does it move around?

Why don't people have a litter box instead of wasting all that water?

Why don't people just lick themselves clean? What is the big deal with bathing?

Where did that flying red dot go and why can't I catch it?

What is the deal with that hairless cat? Someone make it put its fur back on! How embarrassing...
post #2 of 14
Thanks for posting! Here are a few more:

Where does our human go all day?

Why don't vets make house calls?

Why does our human bring home all these toys when we'd rather play with boxes, bags, things we're not supposed to play with, each other, and our own tails?
post #3 of 14
They were funny!
post #4 of 14
Funny post!! I like this one: Where did that flying red dot go and why can't I catch it?
I always wonder what type of thoughts cats have! Kitties are hilarious
post #5 of 14
Had a good giggle at those.
post #6 of 14
What do our humans REALLY do when they say they are "going to catch mousies"? We SHARE our mousies when we catch them. They never bring any mousies home with them!
post #7 of 14
heres another:
why does my human use a weird round thing instead of a litterbox?
post #8 of 14
Those are so good lol

My cats thoughts:

Why do they wiggle their toes if they don't want me to tackle them?!

Why do my humans think I'm ever done playing?
post #9 of 14


Love this post
post #10 of 14
A special one from Ellie:

Why doesn't Meowmy understand what I am saying to her? I can't make it any plainer when I meow.
post #11 of 14
Why can't I just eat treats all day?
Why can't I sharpen my nails on the carpet?

Those are cute. Thanks for the laughs.
post #12 of 14
I can't imagine what that cat thinks it's doing in my yard, going after my birds.

Why won't she let me over the fence into the neighbour's yard though? It's not the same thing.

My god, she's cooking chicken and I don't have any yet! Why why why???
post #13 of 14
I know my cats have a vision when we leave the house that we are going hunting for their food. However, they must wonder how we get it packaged up so nice.
post #14 of 14
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Originally Posted by abbycats View Post
I know my cats have a vision when we leave the house that we are going hunting for their food. However, they must wonder how we get it packaged up so nice.
Which reminds me of the looks when I'm taking it out of those packages, and repacking for the freezer...

"You have a perfectly good 'kill' there, human, why are you messing around with it and then putting it away? Let's eat!"
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