Laurie, You deserve a great birthday! I just saw your picture. If I were that young and pretty, I wouldn't worry about a number! In fact, I'm so jealous, I don't even know if I like you any more! (Just teasing.... Yeah, right!)
Now that's flattering! You see, you are too young and pretty. Darn, darn, darn! But have a romantic evening anyway! carded! sheesh. The next thing the attendance office will be calling...Why isn't Laurie in school?