1. HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? You boil the hell out of it.
2. WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? Dam
3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE? Polaroid's.
4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? A stick
5. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? Nacho cheese
6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? Subordinate Clauses.
7. WHAT DO YOU CALL 4 BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? Quatro sinko.
8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? Spoiled milk
9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
Frostbite.
10. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? A nervous
wreck
11. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? Anyone
can roast beef
12. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? Because they have big
fingers
13. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? Because it scares the
hell out of the dog
14. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? Sanka.
15. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? The
location of the Dirt Bag.
16. WHY DO A PILGRIMS PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? Because they wear
their belt buckles on their hat.
17. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A bad golfer goes whack, darn. A bad sky diver goes darn, whack.
2. WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? Dam
3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE? Polaroid's.
4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? A stick
5. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? Nacho cheese
6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? Subordinate Clauses.
7. WHAT DO YOU CALL 4 BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? Quatro sinko.
8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? Spoiled milk
9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
Frostbite.
10. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? A nervous
wreck
11. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? Anyone
can roast beef
12. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? Because they have big
fingers
13. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? Because it scares the
hell out of the dog
14. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? Sanka.
15. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? The
location of the Dirt Bag.
16. WHY DO A PILGRIMS PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? Because they wear
their belt buckles on their hat.
17. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A bad golfer goes whack, darn. A bad sky diver goes darn, whack.
