Bumper snickers

Got an e-mail, yesterday, with bumper sticker sayings:

To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing
Horn Broken - Watch For Finger
I Have the Body of a God - Buddha
Illiterate? Write For Help
I Refuse to Have a Battle of Wits, With an Unarmed Person
You! Out of the Gene Pool Now!
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Ax Me About Ebonics
How Many Roads Must a Man Travel, Before He Admits He is Lost?
All Men are Animals - Some Just Make Better Pets

My favorites:

Stop Honking! I'm Reloading
Driver Carries Only $20 in Ammunition

Well, this isn't a bumper-sticker, but it made me laugh. One of the septic tank cleaners around here has the motto largely and boldly printed on their truck:

"We're #1 in #2" LOL!

lol

I think I'll take this one on as my personal motto:

"I Have the Body of a God-Buddha"