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Who Is Better On The Computer?

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Who Is Better On The Computer?

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer.

They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent emails. They sent out emails with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went off!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
post #2 of 10

Oh thank you for that one!
post #3 of 10
teehee! I was sorta expecting the ending, but it was still funny.
post #4 of 10
oh no!!! That makes me Satan!!
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post #6 of 10
Wow I don't normally get into the religious jokes, but that was pretty funny
post #7 of 10
Very cute
post #8 of 10
Now THAT's a good one - will have to get DH to read it when I get home
post #9 of 10
Ive heard it before, but still funny.
post #10 of 10
That's so funny! We've lost power here at the office several times in the last couple weeks, so I'm going to have to send this one to my coworkers.
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