Yes, over breakfast weâ€™ve developed an agenda for today. Itâ€™s called â€œpractice.â€ After all, weâ€™re here in time for next Mondayâ€™s national holiday: Australia Day! So letâ€™s get ready, shall we?
First, weâ€™ll go out and buy hats.
Then, weâ€™re scheduled to go skin diving. Mind, with the holiday coming up youâ€™d better get used to lots of kids about.
We hope everyone is used to large fireworks displays.
An embassy of dragons â€” Jim, Rupert and Sella to be exact â€” visited Kylie Minogue and has persuaded her to be our official guide whilst weâ€™re here! Jim and Rupert are presently discussing who would be best to carry her about, but I think Jimâ€™s got the edge as he can fly.
Thereâ€™s no time like the present to sample some Australian products, in anticipation of the forthcoming holiday.
Oh, yes: More aquatic exploration is on our schedule. Thatâ€™s me on the right, saying â€œNow you kids practice wearing these diving masks whilst me and Sheila here talk business in the office.â€
And weâ€™d best all learn the lyrics to the Australian national anthem, as weâ€™ll be called upon to go on stage and sing it. If we can get these kids to co-operate, maybe we can duck out of that task.
Thereâ€™s plenty to do whilst weâ€™re here! One never knows what might result from our visit.
Oh, by the way, Iâ€™ve taken the liberty of signing us all up for a nice long footrace. Wonâ€™t that be fun?