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post #1 of 19
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I know you like to sleep next to my head, That is ok. i dont mind and like the purring. However we need to set a couple of rules from now on.

rule 1
there will be not more farting how sleeping there. you woke me up with dreams of being under a gas attack in london(not kidding) only to find one very smelly kitty.

rule 2
how i know you have a long tail, it is to be kept on your side of the bed.
Your tail does not have a mind of its own, and does not need to waving around and smacking me in the face.. if you keep doing that i swear that has has be a recipe some place for cat tail soup.(psst not that i really would but he does not know that)

that will be all
these rules will be stuck up over food dish so make sure you check them.
post #2 of 19
Poor eazy!!!! bruce you should really be more tolerant
post #3 of 19
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lol you ever wake up with a kitty butt juts inches from your nose, only to have it pass gas right there ? not a pretty sight or smell i tell you
post #4 of 19
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lol you ever wake up with a kitty butt juts inches from your nose, only to have it pass gas right there ? not a pretty sight or smell i tell you
Colin is worse than any animal ever dare be! I swear i need a gas mask to sleep in the same bed with him
post #5 of 19
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i keep telling you that is not colin that is the southern barking spiders.
they make that sound when colin rolls over on top of them.
post #6 of 19
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i keep telling you that is not colin that is the southern barking spiders.
they make that sound when colin rolls over on top of them.
RIGHT
post #7 of 19
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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR View Post
RIGHT

really, show him this thread and i am sure he will back me up.
women are not able to see them. Men however have the extra ability to see them. Even in are sleep we are very aware of thise evil spiders as they come creeping out, looking to feast on the soft flesh of are females, that why men often move around so much at night.

you see i should not be passing along this information to you, since you are female. but i like you. SO i felt i needed to tell you the truth.
post #8 of 19
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really, show him this thread and i am sure he will back me up.
women are not able to see them. Men however have the extra ability to see them. Even in are sleep we are very aware of thise evil spiders as they come creeping out, looking to feast on the soft flesh of are females, that why men often move around so much at night.

you see i should not be passing along this information to you, since you are female. but i like you. SO i felt i needed to tell you the truth.
thanks bruce
post #9 of 19
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Originally Posted by theimp98 View Post
really, show him this thread and i am sure he will back me up.
women are not able to see them. Men however have the extra ability to see them. Even in are sleep we are very aware of thise evil spiders as they come creeping out, looking to feast on the soft flesh of are females, that why men often move around so much at night.
Wish we had a boloney icon :bruce: nope, didn't work!

I know what you mean about the kitty farts. Daphne is so darned cute but she can make me cry with her gas. Seb doesn't even come close to out-stinking her!
post #10 of 19
Lmao, i needed that!
post #11 of 19
aww Eazy just loves being with and sharing everything
post #12 of 19
Awwwww Eazy we need a chat with your dad to let him know that kitties don't fluff
post #13 of 19
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i keep telling you that is not colin that is the southern barking spiders.
they make that sound when colin rolls over on top of them.


My house is infested with them!
post #14 of 19
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Originally Posted by theimp98 View Post
I know you like to sleep next to my head, That is ok. i dont mind and like the purring. However we need to set a couple of rules from now on.

rule 1
there will be not more farting how sleeping there. you woke me up with dreams of being under a gas attack in london(not kidding) only to find one very smelly kitty.

rule 2
how i know you have a long tail, it is to be kept on your side of the bed.
Your tail does not have a mind of its own, and does not need to waving around and smacking me in the face.. if you keep doing that i swear that has has be a recipe some place for cat tail soup.(psst not that i really would but he does not know that)

that will be all
these rules will be stuck up over food dish so make sure you check them.
You MUST be talking about my little Mia Muffin.
post #15 of 19
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Originally Posted by Rosiemac View Post
Awwwww Eazy we need a chat with your dad to let him know that kitties don't fluff
lol yes they do,

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Originally Posted by lisasha3 View Post
You MUST be talking about my little Mia Muffin.
see i am not the only one
post #16 of 19
Can't believe your dream!
post #17 of 19
Mom hasn't got the gas, but often wakes up to the ever pleasing sight of the rear-end pucker of Topaz.
post #18 of 19
Wow...I guess I'm lucky, the whole gas thing hasn't happen yet.

Eazy, lay off the Taco Bell.
post #19 of 19
What did you feed the poor thing to make him so gassy. Technically - you provide the food that provides the gas, therefore the gas is your fault!
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