What a great thread!! I've got a few excuses of my own.
Why I can't eat my breakfast:
Why I can't get dressed and ready for work on time (could you pass up rubbing that belly?):
Why I can't get my work done:
Why I can't pack for my trip (AND why I have cat hair all over my clothes even when my cats are on the other side of the country):
Why I can't clean the old box out of my living room:
Why DH can't get any work done around the house: