Golden retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burnt-out lightbulb?
Border collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to scratch.
Toy poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Alsation: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!
Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, Dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Labrador: Oh me, ME!!! Pleeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Jack Russell: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another 20 jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!!
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Sheepdog: Put all the lightbulbs in a circle...
Border collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to scratch.
Toy poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Alsation: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!
Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, Dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Labrador: Oh me, ME!!! Pleeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Jack Russell: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another 20 jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!!
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Sheepdog: Put all the lightbulbs in a circle...
