If there was one thing I could change about my SO/DH/DW/best pal, it would be....

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Actually a few things;

- I want him to quit smoking! His 4 heart attacks 3 1/2 years ago should have been a wake-up call, and he did quit - briefly!
- His eating habits. He loves stuff that is not good for you - every time I see him come home with baked goods from the grocery store or those horrible packaged lunch cakes, I just cringe! Those things are nothing but chemicals and empty calories!
- I would like him to be tidier. His philosophy is wherever it lands is good enough, because he knows I'll be along quickly to pick it up! I tried going on strike a couple of times - couldn't stand the mess. Unfortunately, he knows this!

But other than that, he's purrfect!
 
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The snoring would have to go. I learned years ago to sleep with earplugs, but it is so bad now I can hear it clearly through earplugs, 2 closed doors and 2 tvs. It drives me out of my mind! I know he can't help it, I wish it didn't bother me so badly.
 
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His Man PMS & grouchiness(it gets sooooooooooooooooooooo annoying!!!
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oh,..and yeah- him poping the question would be nice!
 
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How picky John is. He wants everything perfect (food, clothes, house) or else he gets really crabby.
 
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they are not fart, they are barking spiders,
and we just kill them before they get to the ladies
 
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Originally Posted by theimp98

they are not fart, they are barking spiders,
and we just kill them before they get to the ladies
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then you lovely "barking spider killers" wouldn't mind sleeping on the living room couch then


Those are definitely not "barks" comming out of Colin's Butt!
 
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I'll bet any of you that Jerry is the King of barking spiders, or whatever you want to call them.................whewwwwwwwwwwww
 
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Originally Posted by theimp98

they are not fart, they are barking spiders,
and we just kill them before they get to the ladies
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That may be the single funniest thing you ever posted.
And there have been some classics...
 
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Originally Posted by theimp98

they are not fart, they are barking spiders,
and we just kill them before they get to the ladies
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Shawn says he stepped on a duck.I simply tell him........"it must have been on heck of a duck"!!! More like thunder and a portapotty would describe it.
 
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Brian always blames this mysterious frog that he says lievs in our apartment.

Me on the other hand, I just claim them.
 
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Originally Posted by crittermom

Shawn says he stepped on a duck.I simply tell him........"it must have been on heck of a duck"!!! More like thunder and a portapotty would describe it.
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This thread is too much!!!! I nearly spit my drink out when I read this one!


I would change Kyle's self-confidence. He is pre-maturely balding because of his medication he had to take growing up and I wish he'd talk more LOL.
 
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Originally Posted by Pami

For some reason outside the home, Jim is the most ambitious man I know, inside the home he has ZERO ambition, NONE, NADA, ZILCH. Just pure lazy. I would change that definitely.

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I wonder if him and my Dan came from the same litter

At work people sing his praise but I could sure tell you a different story about dan! He is way to lazy! I mean he throws his clothes infront of the laundry shoot....IN FRONT OF IT!!!!! oh and dont get me started about the food wrappers! lol...yeah thats the one thing I would change..his laziness!
 
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