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post #31 of 49
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they are not fart, they are barking spiders,
and we just kill them before they get to the ladies
then you lovely "barking spider killers" wouldn't mind sleeping on the living room couch then

Those are definitely not "barks" comming out of Colin's Butt!
post #32 of 49
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they are not fart, they are barking spiders,
and we just kill them before they get to the ladies
post #33 of 49
alex usually blames it on buttons...
post #34 of 49
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I'll bet any of you that Jerry is the King of barking spiders, or whatever you want to call them.................whewwwwwwwwwwww
post #35 of 49
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they are not fart, they are barking spiders,
and we just kill them before they get to the ladies
That may be the single funniest thing you ever posted. And there have been some classics...
post #36 of 49
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they are not fart, they are barking spiders,
and we just kill them before they get to the ladies
Shawn says he stepped on a duck.I simply tell him........"it must have been on heck of a duck"!!! More like thunder and a portapotty would describe it.
post #37 of 49
Brian always blames this mysterious frog that he says lievs in our apartment.

Me on the other hand, I just claim them.
post #38 of 49
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Shawn says he stepped on a duck.I simply tell him........"it must have been on heck of a duck"!!! More like thunder and a portapotty would describe it.
This thread is too much!!!! I nearly spit my drink out when I read this one!

I would change Kyle's self-confidence. He is pre-maturely balding because of his medication he had to take growing up and I wish he'd talk more LOL.
post #39 of 49
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Originally Posted by Pami View Post
For some reason outside the home, Jim is the most ambitious man I know, inside the home he has ZERO ambition, NONE, NADA, ZILCH. Just pure lazy. I would change that definitely.

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I wonder if him and my Dan came from the same litter
At work people sing his praise but I could sure tell you a different story about dan! He is way to lazy! I mean he throws his clothes infront of the laundry shoot....IN FRONT OF IT!!!!! oh and dont get me started about the food wrappers! lol...yeah thats the one thing I would change..his laziness!
post #40 of 49
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Originally Posted by theimp98 View Post
they are not fart, they are barking spiders,
and we just kill them before they get to the ladies
ohh this is the best thing i have ever read on TCS!
oh my..I just cant stop...
ahh..thats quality!
post #41 of 49
I wish my ex-so hadn't been so honest
post #42 of 49
My SO is such a jerk..he doesn't even exist!!! Shame on him eh?
post #43 of 49
Two things
-snoring, moaning, groaning sleeping noises & twitching. Yes he can do all four at once.
-his farts stink to high heaven. Sometimes I sware something died up there. He cleared out the bathroom at work a few times. Before they go, they check to see where hubby is.
post #44 of 49
ahhhh thats so terrible! I sometimes wonder how alex does it, we eat the same food and everything yet his farts are toxic.
post #45 of 49
umm.. his lack of ambition and inability to just get up and do things instead of just trying to do them.

His smoking cigs and then lying about it. (I hide them when I find them)

He told me he quit when I quit .. he did not!
post #46 of 49
I guess if I had to narrow it down to 1 thing it would be DH inability/unwillingness to plan anything. It drives me nuts when he tells me we are going somewhere 10 minutes before we are supposed to be there.
post #47 of 49
I would not change anything about my BF. haha so I will do me.

My weight(which I am doing now).
My procrastination!

I think he wold agree on the second one!
post #48 of 49
I'd love to change his: putting his dishes everywhere except the dishwasher when they are dirty, or waiting until you have to hack the grass with a huge blade to find your way through do cut it. And his horrible procrosatination on everything I have a kitchen that still needs to be finished after beign started on a remodel 5 years ago. NICE! If I have to do everything else, he can do that or it won't be done as far as I'm concerned.
Other then that, he's the most caring, sweet, loving, man I could ever ask for!
post #49 of 49
His Bipolar disorder and his physical pain.
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