I actually prefer Cottonelle to Charmin or Royale.
Here's my solution to grocery shopping - may not work for everyone but, our daughter hates housework as in helping me do any. I don't actually mind cleaning, washing and I love ironing, so in exchange for her not helping with the cleaning, one of her chores is to do my grocery shopping every weekend. Since I really hate shopping it works out great for me. The best thing is that when I used to do it (with her tagging along) she always wanted some of this and some of that and this, that and the other thing. Since she's been doing the shopping she only gets what I have on the list (unless she calls on her cell phone to ask for something special) and is pleased that she only spent X number of $ on the groceries. I love it! I think it's called a Win-Win situation.