I have learned that all my silk plants were brought into the house purely for Anya's amusement. Particularly the large ivy on top of the bookcase. This has become her favorite item to "test gravity" with.
I have learned that there is no way I will ever keep my apartment perfectly clean when I have a husband AND a cat that don't pick up after themselves. For example, Anya has set claim to a stuffed monkey that is at least as big as she is and proceeds to drag it around the apartment and leave it in random places.
I have learned that lathering with soap in the tub is asking to be attacked. These particular hand movements are threatening to Anya, and should you wish to do this in "peace" you must press your body flat against the far wall of the tub where little grey paws can't get to you.
I have learned that humans are nasty, nasty creatures that don't know they are supposed to cover their "business" after using the bathroom. Anya proceeds to jump up on the toilet seat after I've finished AND flushed, give me a dirty look, and proceed to scratch around the toilet center to "cover" what I've done.
I have learned that computer monitors are evil and must be ferociously scratched at and attacked in fear that the pointy curson thingy will escape and wreck havoc in the apartment.
I think that's all for now.