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Originally Posted by babyharley

Don't we all!?
Yes we do!!
Every red blooded female I know anyways lol....there's just something about a guy with a nice butt that makes you want to pinch it! lol...I even do that to Colin- he gets soo mad at me lol


Oh!!! And you know what's REALLY NICE??? Watching the buff guys at the gym do squats and things like that!!!!Don't worry, I don't pinch their butts, only Colin's!
But it sure is entertaining to watch!Puts a smile on my face everytime lol...I was staring so intently one day that one guy turned around -waved at me and blew me a kiss!! I about died!!!
I quickly smiled back and went for a run on the track to get away lol
 

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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

Yes we do!!
Every red blooded female I know anyways lol....there's just something about a guy with a nice butt that makes you want to pinch it! lol...I even do that to Colin- he gets soo mad at me lol


Oh!!! And you know what's REALLY NICE??? Watching the buff guys at the gym do squats and things like that!!!!Don't worry, I don't pinch their butts, only Colin's!
But it sure is entertaining to watch!Puts a smile on my face everytime lol...I was staring so intently one day that one guy turned around -waved at me and blew me a kiss!! I about died!!!
I quickly smiled back and went for a run on the track to get away lol
Haha Thats to funny. I would have died if I got caught staring at a guys butt. This morning I got caught fake flirting with some guy at a gas station. John was being a pain and talking about girls he thinks are hot. So I was like OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Theres a cutie pie and waved and gave a flirty smile to the back of this huge old biker guy. Well he turned around and caught me! John about died laughing at me.
 

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Originally Posted by 4crazycats

Haha Thats to funny. I would have died if I got caught staring at a guys butt. This morning I got caught fake flirting with some guy at a gas station. John was being a pain and talking about girls he thinks are hot. So I was like OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Theres a cutie pie and waved and gave a flirty smile to the back of this huge old biker guy. Well he turned around and caught me! John about died laughing at me.
lol! I was sooo embaressed when that guy cought me....he probably thought I wanted him or something
I was looking pretty intently at the time lol!!!
/ You are too funny! I would have given John an evil look for that one lol...
or...you should have said "Yeah, She's hot!"....just to get a reaction out of him- bet you'd stop him dead in his tracks! lol
 

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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

lol! I was sooo embaressed when that guy cought me....he probably thought I wanted him or something
I was looking pretty intently at the time lol!!!
/ You are too funny! I would have given John an evil look for that one lol...
or...you should have said "Yeah, She's hot!"....just to get a reaction out of him- bet you'd stop him dead in his tracks! lol
I should have said Yeah she's hot! That would have been great. But instead I thought I'd be a goof and make him laugh. I did make him laugh but not exactly how I planned. He got smacked a couple times for that one. He thought it was very very funny. I wish I could have melted into the ground.
 

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lol...you are too funny! Colin rarely ever looks twice at a woman...but one night we were out to dinner at Hueys when I cought him checking out the waitress. After she walked away..and he was still staring (pretty out of character for him- he usually always focuses on me) I said....wow! she has a great butt! Don't you think! (I said a few more things that aren't family friendly so we'll leave those out lol) -boy did that get his attention!!!! He turned red and started appologizing profusely...
I just laughed lol...lets just say he hasn't done that since lol
 

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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

lol...you are too funny! Colin rarely ever looks twice at a woman...but one night we were out to dinner at Hueys when I cought him checking out the waitress. After she walked away..and he was still staring (pretty out of character for him- he usually always focuses on me) I said....wow! she has a great butt! Don't you think! (I said a few more things that aren't family friendly so we'll leave those out lol) -boy did that get his attention!!!! He turned red and started appologizing profusely...
I just laughed lol...lets just say he hasn't done that since lol
John was honestly just joking around. I actually started it by saying that I had always thought that a friend of mine (not him) was really hot. So he started in on every girl he saw. I think he was a little jealous or something. I guess it was in a way pay back. Now if only I can figure out something that will embarres him. I havnt figured anything out yet that will make him blush. I'm very easily embarresed and he loooovvvvesss teasing me.
 

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Originally Posted by 4crazycats

John was honestly just joking around. I actually started it by saying that I had always thought that a friend of mine (not him) was really hot. So he started in on every girl he saw. I think he was a little jealous or something. I guess it was in a way pay back. Now if only I can figure out something that will embarres him. I havnt figured anything out yet that will make him blush. I'm very easily embarresed and he loooovvvvesss teasing me.
hummm....well, my strategy definitely made colin blush lol...
humm maybe you could catch him in a gaseous moment or something and call him out on that...that doesn't work for colin- he thinks it's just the best thing ever
but it may work on some guys. or maybe you could leave out an issue of Cosmopolitan ...and "catch" him reading it lol..watch him try to deny it and say he was just looking at the pictures....I walked in one day to find Colin completly immersed in an article lol...and not one pertaining to sex eithor lol
 

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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

hummm....well, my strategy definitely made colin blush lol...
humm maybe you could catch him in a gaseous moment or something and call him out on that...that doesn't work for colin- he thinks it's just the best thing ever
but it may work on some guys. or maybe you could leave out an issue of Cosmopolitan ...and "catch" him reading it lol..watch him try to deny it and say he was just looking at the pictures....I walked in one day to find Colin completly immersed in an article lol...and not one pertaining to sex eithor lol
Ive done all that. Except for the Cosmo. And I doubt that would work either he told me already I might find girly magazines in his house every once in a while because he reads them if he see's an interesting article on the cover. He said he told me just so I dont think he has some girl hanging aroud his house. So I said no I would probably say GAY!
And he just laughed and said I could think whatever I want but ...... Ok I was going to type something but then though better of it. It would probably get my post pulled.
Anyways none of that will work. He thinks farts are very funny. On are second date he farted into a cup and held it up to Jada's (my dog) nose.
Right in front of me. But he really is a good guy.
 

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Originally Posted by theimp98

All that i can say is thanks you ladies for the glimpse of the female mind.
Your welcome! LOL It's a very interesting thing isnt it.
 

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Originally Posted by theimp98

All that i can say is thanks you ladies for the glimpse of the female mind.
You're sincerly welcome my friend!!
lol....so, have we throroughly scared the devil out of you know?
 

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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

You're sincerly welcome my friend!!
lol....so, have we throroughly scared the devil out of you know?
nope, i used to run sound and DJ for a male review show sometimes.
also a bouncer at Crazy horse solon(for those that are cleveland area) which was a gogo bar back then.

lol women and men are not that much different when it comes to these types of things
women are just better at hiding it from us.
 

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Originally Posted by 4crazycats

Ive done all that. Except for the Cosmo. And I doubt that would work either he told me already I might find girly magazines in his house every once in a while because he reads them if he see's an interesting article on the cover. He said he told me just so I dont think he has some girl hanging aroud his house. So I said no I would probably say GAY!
And he just laughed and said I could think whatever I want but ...... Ok I was going to type something but then though better of it. It would probably get my post pulled.
Anyways none of that will work. He thinks farts are very funny. On are second date he farted into a cup and held it up to Jada's (my dog) nose.
Right in front of me. But he really is a good guy.
Ewww! That's just wrong! What is it with guys and gas?? They think it's just the greatest thing ever! Colin happens to be the most gassious $%@#$ I know! lol....and to make matters worse, our dog Fosters, burps just like a human too!And Colin think's it's hysterical to fart in fron of Fosters nose because Fosters always tries to sniff him afterwards! What is it with guys???They are nasty sometimes! I told him he was poisioning my poor puppy's nasal passage!
It's aweful! Colin always waits to pass gas when I'm sitting right by him on the couch or in the truck with him and can't run for my life
. One day, I got soo annoyed with his rude behavior....so after he burped very loudly (and smelly!) I swallowed all of my southern belle pride and burped right in front of him hoping to scare the dickens out of him! Well that definitely didn't work! He thought I was the coolest woman ever.
So definitely don't try that tactic- it doesn't work lol....it is funny though. Ohhhhhhh! You know what really gets me!!!! When he makes fun of me for watching shows like The O.C. or Grey's Anatomy - well.....one time I went out of the house for a few minutes to run an errand and came back to watch him fully emersed in an episode of Grey's Anatomy!!!!Hahahah! That made my day! I sat down by him and asked him how he was enjoying the show- he completly tried to deny watching it..saying he was just flipping channels......mmm hum
Men! lol...why can't they just admit that chick flicks are awesome!
Humm...I'm sure i will think of some more funny stories later on. I will definitely post them if i think of any!
 

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Originally Posted by theimp98



nope, i used to run sound and DJ for a male review show sometimes.
also a bouncer at Crazy horse solon(for those that are cleveland area) which was a gogo bar back then.

lol women and men are not that much different when it comes to these types of things
women are just better at hiding it from us.
Yea women definitely hid it better lol! Men are usually more vocal and women are usualy more freaky than men- I think just about every woman out there is a closet pervert lol...they just won't admit it
 

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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

Ewww! That's just wrong! What is it with guys and gas?? They think it's just the greatest thing ever! Colin happens to be the most gassious $%@#$ I know! lol....and to make matters worse, our dog Fosters, burps just like a human too!And Colin think's it's hysterical to fart in fron of Fosters nose because Fosters always tries to sniff him afterwards! What is it with guys???They are nasty sometimes! I told him he was poisioning my poor puppy's nasal passage!
It's aweful! Colin always waits to pass gas when I'm sitting right by him on the couch or in the truck with him and can't run for my life
. One day, I got soo annoyed with his rude behavior....so after he burped very loudly (and smelly!) I swallowed all of my southern belle pride and burped right in front of him hoping to scare the dickens out of him! Well that definitely didn't work! He thought I was the coolest woman ever.
So definitely don't try that tactic- it doesn't work lol....it is funny though. Ohhhhhhh! You know what really gets me!!!! When he makes fun of me for watching shows like The O.C. or Grey's Anatomy - well.....one time I went out of the house for a few minutes to run an errand and came back to watch him fully emersed in an episode of Grey's Anatomy!!!!Hahahah! That made my day! I sat down by him and asked him how he was enjoying the show- he completly tried to deny watching it..saying he was just flipping channels......mmm hum
Men! lol...why can't they just admit that chick flicks are awesome!
Humm...I'm sure i will think of some more funny stories later on. I will definitely post them if i think of any!
I have come to the conclusion that the only thing wrong with guys are that they are guys.
They are very nasty most of the time but you just cant live without them.
 

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I agree! As much as Colin can be annoying, I wouldn't know what to do without him!!! I love him to pieces, and I'm even able to laugh at his annoying habits- definitely a good thing lol...What can I say, I love him to pieces! I'd be lost without him!
 

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Aah this thread has cheered up a dull and gloomy morning

I have always worked with guys until my current job and I have to admit it is so much more entertaining working with men. Even if they are not particularly good looking!
But if they are good looking it's even better

I hope you have a very pleasant day with your new eye candy and I cannot wait for pictures!!
 

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Oh I loved this thread!!

We need pictures!

I had a job interview the other day, in front of 5 intervew-ers. It was very stressful.

The company has 3 open positions. There is one I particuarly want, and it just so happens the the man I would be working for is one heck of a hottie. lol

When I was addressing my "thank you" notes, I really had to fight the temptaion to address his as "Dear Mr. Hot Stuff"

I tell ya, working with men is SOO much preferable to working with women. I have done both and I have found that I work harder and enjoy my job more when I work for a goodlooking, or just plain decent acting man. I don't know the reason why, but I do.

Anyone else?
 
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