I like a man with a nice butt!Originally Posted by babyharley
No, but one is bald with a cute behind
I like a man with a nice butt!Originally Posted by babyharley
No, but one is bald with a cute behind
Don't we all!?Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR
I like a man with a nice butt!
Originally Posted by babyharley
Don't we all!?
Haha Thats to funny. I would have died if I got caught staring at a guys butt. This morning I got caught fake flirting with some guy at a gas station. John was being a pain and talking about girls he thinks are hot. So I was like OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Theres a cutie pie and waved and gave a flirty smile to the back of this huge old biker guy. Well he turned around and caught me! John about died laughing at me.Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR
Yes we do!!Every red blooded female I know anyways lol....there's just something about a guy with a nice butt that makes you want to pinch it! lol...I even do that to Colin- he gets soo mad at me lol
Oh!!! And you know what's REALLY NICE??? Watching the buff guys at the gym do squats and things like that!!!!Don't worry, I don't pinch their butts, only Colin's!But it sure is entertaining to watch!Puts a smile on my face everytime lol...I was staring so intently one day that one guy turned around -waved at me and blew me a kiss!! I about died!!!I quickly smiled back and went for a run on the track to get away lol
lol! I was sooo embaressed when that guy cought me....he probably thought I wanted him or somethingOriginally Posted by 4crazycats
Haha Thats to funny. I would have died if I got caught staring at a guys butt. This morning I got caught fake flirting with some guy at a gas station. John was being a pain and talking about girls he thinks are hot. So I was like OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Theres a cutie pie and waved and gave a flirty smile to the back of this huge old biker guy. Well he turned around and caught me! John about died laughing at me.
I should have said Yeah she's hot! That would have been great. But instead I thought I'd be a goof and make him laugh. I did make him laugh but not exactly how I planned. He got smacked a couple times for that one. He thought it was very very funny. I wish I could have melted into the ground.Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR
lol! I was sooo embaressed when that guy cought me....he probably thought I wanted him or somethingI was looking pretty intently at the time lol!!!/ You are too funny! I would have given John an evil look for that one lol...or...you should have said "Yeah, She's hot!"....just to get a reaction out of him- bet you'd stop him dead in his tracks! lol
John was honestly just joking around. I actually started it by saying that I had always thought that a friend of mine (not him) was really hot. So he started in on every girl he saw. I think he was a little jealous or something. I guess it was in a way pay back. Now if only I can figure out something that will embarres him. I havnt figured anything out yet that will make him blush. I'm very easily embarresed and he loooovvvvesss teasing me.Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR
lol...you are too funny! Colin rarely ever looks twice at a woman...but one night we were out to dinner at Hueys when I cought him checking out the waitress. After she walked away..and he was still staring (pretty out of character for him- he usually always focuses on me) I said....wow! she has a great butt! Don't you think! (I said a few more things that aren't family friendly so we'll leave those out lol) -boy did that get his attention!!!! He turned red and started appologizing profusely...I just laughed lol...lets just say he hasn't done that since lol
hummm....well, my strategy definitely made colin blush lol...Originally Posted by 4crazycats
John was honestly just joking around. I actually started it by saying that I had always thought that a friend of mine (not him) was really hot. So he started in on every girl he saw. I think he was a little jealous or something. I guess it was in a way pay back. Now if only I can figure out something that will embarres him. I havnt figured anything out yet that will make him blush. I'm very easily embarresed and he loooovvvvesss teasing me.
Ive done all that. Except for the Cosmo. And I doubt that would work either he told me already I might find girly magazines in his house every once in a while because he reads them if he see's an interesting article on the cover. He said he told me just so I dont think he has some girl hanging aroud his house. So I said no I would probably say GAY!Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR
hummm....well, my strategy definitely made colin blush lol...humm maybe you could catch him in a gaseous moment or something and call him out on that...that doesn't work for colin- he thinks it's just the best thing everbut it may work on some guys. or maybe you could leave out an issue of Cosmopolitan ...and "catch" him reading it lol..watch him try to deny it and say he was just looking at the pictures....I walked in one day to find Colin completly immersed in an article lol...and not one pertaining to sex eithor lol
Your welcome! LOL It's a very interesting thing isnt it.Originally Posted by theimp98
All that i can say is thanks you ladies for the glimpse of the female mind.
You're sincerly welcome my friend!!Originally Posted by theimp98
All that i can say is thanks you ladies for the glimpse of the female mind.
Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR
You're sincerly welcome my friend!!lol....so, have we throroughly scared the devil out of you know?
Ewww! That's just wrong! What is it with guys and gas?? They think it's just the greatest thing ever! Colin happens to be the most gassious $%@#$ I know! lol....and to make matters worse, our dog Fosters, burps just like a human too!And Colin think's it's hysterical to fart in fron of Fosters nose because Fosters always tries to sniff him afterwards! What is it with guys???They are nasty sometimes! I told him he was poisioning my poor puppy's nasal passage!Originally Posted by 4crazycats
Ive done all that. Except for the Cosmo. And I doubt that would work either he told me already I might find girly magazines in his house every once in a while because he reads them if he see's an interesting article on the cover. He said he told me just so I dont think he has some girl hanging aroud his house. So I said no I would probably say GAY!And he just laughed and said I could think whatever I want but ...... Ok I was going to type something but then though better of it. It would probably get my post pulled.Anyways none of that will work. He thinks farts are very funny. On are second date he farted into a cup and held it up to Jada's (my dog) nose.Right in front of me. But he really is a good guy.
Yea women definitely hid it better lol! Men are usually more vocal and women are usualy more freaky than men- I think just about every woman out there is a closet pervert lol...they just won't admit itOriginally Posted by theimp98
nope, i used to run sound and DJ for a male review show sometimes.
also a bouncer at Crazy horse solon(for those that are cleveland area) which was a gogo bar back then.
lol women and men are not that much different when it comes to these types of thingswomen are just better at hiding it from us.
I have come to the conclusion that the only thing wrong with guys are that they are guys.Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR
Ewww! That's just wrong! What is it with guys and gas?? They think it's just the greatest thing ever! Colin happens to be the most gassious $%@#$ I know! lol....and to make matters worse, our dog Fosters, burps just like a human too!And Colin think's it's hysterical to fart in fron of Fosters nose because Fosters always tries to sniff him afterwards! What is it with guys???They are nasty sometimes! I told him he was poisioning my poor puppy's nasal passage!It's aweful! Colin always waits to pass gas when I'm sitting right by him on the couch or in the truck with him and can't run for my life. One day, I got soo annoyed with his rude behavior....so after he burped very loudly (and smelly!) I swallowed all of my southern belle pride and burped right in front of him hoping to scare the dickens out of him! Well that definitely didn't work! He thought I was the coolest woman ever.So definitely don't try that tactic- it doesn't work lol....it is funny though. Ohhhhhhh! You know what really gets me!!!! When he makes fun of me for watching shows like The O.C. or Grey's Anatomy - well.....one time I went out of the house for a few minutes to run an errand and came back to watch him fully emersed in an episode of Grey's Anatomy!!!!Hahahah! That made my day! I sat down by him and asked him how he was enjoying the show- he completly tried to deny watching it..saying he was just flipping channels......mmm humMen! lol...why can't they just admit that chick flicks are awesome!Humm...I'm sure i will think of some more funny stories later on. I will definitely post them if i think of any!