Oh and on the side of selfish-ness...Ladies, You'd be reading all night.
How about the latest one..
He quit his job yesterday because he doesnt LIKE IT! WHAT?!! You DONT LIKE YOUR JOB!?? To sum up most of his self-ishness, he just really, and I mean REALLY HONESTLY doesnt do anything
he doesnt like.
Which includes but not limited to:
-doing the dishes
-laundry (at all, wont even touch a dirty anything, even to put it in the hamper)
-the litterbox, I dont even think he knows where it is
-doing anything with me lately, because apparently I've been a (bad word), and why would he ever want to go anywhere with a (bad word).
-And he just told me some girl told him he's cute. Great. Awesome!
Oh how I'd love to have a magic wand.