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Van Helsing and Hidalgo.

What does Maid Brigade charge? My wife has expressed interest there as well. Aren't you women supposed to do housework anyway? Don't hit me!

You can take it with you, if you do it right. There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I...

There was an obscene phone caller who called the home of a good looking girl. When he called, a little girl about 5 answered. This is the conversation that ensued: Obscene Caller: "Hello is your sister at home?" Little girl: "No." Obscene Caller: "Is your mother at home?" LIttle Girl: "No."...

A guy in a Volkswagen Beetle pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too ... see?" "Uh-huh, yes, that's...

Thanks for the site Dawn.

Good morning Rosiemac. I am at work havimg my coffee. I guess you are at lunch right now and wondering about that purr sound. A vet in my local newspaper had an "Ask Your Vet" column, and I know he addressed the purring issue, but I forgot what he said. Then again, I wasn't a cat owner and...

Whoever has the tarantula probably sleeps with it. :LOL:

Those of you who live in Australia and Minnesota count your blessings, but I bet you Minnesotans know about black flies. I don't live in Georgia, but we have them where I live. Tis the season for them. I had the misfortune, while weedeating recently to cut the controller wires on my heatpump. I...

Mine meow to get my attention. My Buckwheat lets me know the water bowl is empty by batting it against the wall or by stepping on it, and making a loud noise. It's his way of showing disgust at the laziness of his daddy. Coco will do her business outside the litter box when I haven't cleaned the...

Now, I know why my cats purr, because they are happy and content. I guess it's like a contented sigh that we humans do. My new kitten's purring early this morning kept me awake. It sounded like a motorboat. In fact, I think she purrs louder than she meows. Her purr is bigger than her body, I...

Be careful what you say. A guy awoke to breakfast in bed, music playing, birds singing, and he was puzzled. He knew he had been out drinking all night and knew he came in falling down drunk but couldn't remember anything else. When he got out of bed, he asked his son what happened last night...

Yeah, I tend to play with mine a lot, and the play tends to get rough at times. They have used this rabbit kick to open up my hand a few times. There's nothing like "cat scratch fever."

Well, I just got a 7 week old kitten, and I just put her in the litter box. She uses it quite regularly. She came from a litter born in a barn, and there was no litter box around. The kittens just used the great out of doors. Mine hasn't had any accidents that I know of, but I'm figuring that I...

Alright folks, I have to keep this on the top marquee so here is another. The elderly priest The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church...

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" HONESTY...

Ladies, I won't get into this thread, but to Sammie5, you might try using this site to find your friend from years gone by. It might work, but it's going to be a lot of work just inputting the various states because you don't really have to have an address. www.switchboard.com

That's why I drink Pepsi, instead. Anyway, I was going to post that this thing about Coke was another urban legend, but someone else beat me to it. Anyway, good job. We need to dispel all these myths circulating around the web.

Well, I might as well get into this one. As a small child, I had my first boy kitten, Pinky, but my parents didn't like cats so Pinky was left to run the streets. He didn't last long and never made it to his first year. I had dogs all my life until I married Brenda. Then I inherited her two...

Well, there's kitty vomit every now and then, but with 6 cats in the house, who is doing it is the question? It normally happens at night. Besides, it's just good fun to see if I can get up during the night without stepping in fresh vomit with my bare feet.