What is a calorie?

[parsleysage]

Calories are the evil little bugs that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.

MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THESE LITTLE PESTS!!!!!

(stolen from facebook...

!!)

 

[tara g]

Very nice!

 

[orangeishcat]

ARGH! I have an infestation too!! Time to call Terminex

 

[parsleysage]

Originally Posted by orangeishcat

ARGH! I have an infestation too!! Time to call Terminex

Hee hee!

 

[trouts mom]

Originally Posted by orangeishcat

ARGH! I have an infestation too!! Time to call Terminex

I wish it were that easy

 

[starryeyedtiger]

Haha I love that!!!

 

[kailie]

Yeah my house seems to be infested with those evil things too!

 

[Winchester]

Same here! Good one!

 

[catkiki]

Did you know that calories feast on cookies? I heard that breaking the cookies before you eat them will kill all the little critters!

 

[feralvr]

OH

wouldn't that be great if Terminex could really help

. We would all look FABULOUS

 

[momofmany]

And did you know that calorie is a sneaky little bugger? They have adapted to sense what your favorite food is, then plant themselves into that food right before you eat it. The only thing they haven't figured out how to infiltrate is celery sticks, which are actually the arch enemy of calories, seeing that they have learned to kill off calories faster than calories can reproduce themselves.

There's a photoshop opportunity in this thread.......