Have you thought of turning it into a kitty obstacle course? My Floppy just adored the clutter around here; she considered it her own personal obstacle course, built for her personally by her loving humans, who actually changed it around for her almost every day!
We haven't had cable in several years and that's one of the few channels I find myself missing sometimes. Fortunately DH and I are pretty handy together when we do attempt something for real!