If you sleep with a cucumber on your shoulder you may dream of yummy salad! It will certainly leave less room available for kitty to move in! Lol I had a kitten that wanted to ride up high. A friend gave me a backpack that I wore for kitty to ride in. He loved it. In fact his name became , Backpack. It was more comfortable for me. I just cut the top flap off so kitty had an unobstructed vies and a place to put his head on the back of my shoulder.
In all seriousness, you are a good kitten Mom. I would suggest spay/neuter, worm testing/ treatments ( make sure tapeworm is included) flea treatment and just a general check up. A cat that has gone hungry may eat too fast and the result is vomiting but it could be other things. When I have a had kitten with that issue I made sure that a bowl of dry food stayed out for kitty to graze on. Eventually kitty will understand that the food will continue to show up and not be driven to gorge. Kittens do eat a lot. I wouldn’t worry about being a constant play mate. Do what you can and just make sure toys are available. Even their natural moms get tired of the kittens biting their ears and tail. I find they will learn the word no. They may not always obey but use it anyway. Especially with dangerous stuff like electrical cords. I have taken to covering my cords in thick layers of electrical tape and tucking away as much as possible. I lost a few phone cords before I started this. When all is said and done kitty will calm down. Believe it or not there may be future times when you wish kitty would stop laying around and act a little more kittenish. Just hang on a little while. I am just so glad you saved the kitty. You are great! If you do fasten a cucumber to your shoulder it would make a hilarious picture. Love to see it! I hope today is a calmer one for you.
