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Mods, please move if I'm in the wrong forum.
I apologize if that is the case!
So late last night we're in the kitchen and hear one of our girls scream indignantly, so I go in the next room, and she's in a window, crouched, hair on end. I figured some big human sized wild life is out there so I go to close the window (we open windows from the top, screened.) When I went to close the window I was greeted with a spread eagle cat belly and 4 legs spread hanging onto the screen. I froze a second, girl cat was in her window beside me, staring hatefully up at this intruder. I recognized this cat, a neighbors barn cat that rarely comes here. He's leaped onto the screen, and is just hanging there and enjoying my girl going bat poop. I flick the screen a little to get him to move, he only slides down a step then "hangs out" some more. Girl is super puffy now, she's so puffy her shape in the dim room reminded me of Pusheen, or maybe a football with a covering of electrocuted permed hair.
I flick the screen again. Nothing. Cat won't budge. Girl is 2 seconds away from busting all the blood vessels in her eyeballs so I move her, she rushes off in a pissy huff, and spouse comes in all "WTH is going on?" I step away from the window, turn towards it quickly and let out my best imitation of a screaming cat (which I'm told was terrible), and the cat slides down a few steps and bolts back home. At least it did the job. Go home, bro!
Yep, that counts as "excitement" here.
I apologize if that is the case!
So late last night we're in the kitchen and hear one of our girls scream indignantly, so I go in the next room, and she's in a window, crouched, hair on end. I figured some big human sized wild life is out there so I go to close the window (we open windows from the top, screened.) When I went to close the window I was greeted with a spread eagle cat belly and 4 legs spread hanging onto the screen. I froze a second, girl cat was in her window beside me, staring hatefully up at this intruder. I recognized this cat, a neighbors barn cat that rarely comes here. He's leaped onto the screen, and is just hanging there and enjoying my girl going bat poop. I flick the screen a little to get him to move, he only slides down a step then "hangs out" some more. Girl is super puffy now, she's so puffy her shape in the dim room reminded me of Pusheen, or maybe a football with a covering of electrocuted permed hair.
I flick the screen again. Nothing. Cat won't budge. Girl is 2 seconds away from busting all the blood vessels in her eyeballs so I move her, she rushes off in a pissy huff, and spouse comes in all "WTH is going on?" I step away from the window, turn towards it quickly and let out my best imitation of a screaming cat (which I'm told was terrible), and the cat slides down a few steps and bolts back home. At least it did the job. Go home, bro!
Yep, that counts as "excitement" here.
