If Your Kitty Were Human

[cattybird]

Matilda would be the stern old lady who doesn't put up with any nonsense.
Gracie would be the shy one who barely says "boo" to anyone.
Casey would have a job as a Superviser and would make sure everyone is doing their job right. Either that or a greeter at WAL-MART.LOL.
Charlie would be one of the guys that's always in trouble.

 

[ldg]

Great thread!

SO much fun to read about everybody's kitties this way!

Gary and I are going to have to think about this a bit.

 

[darkmavis]

I am loving reading everyone's responses!

I'm glad that Dot isn't the only one with a petty crime, white trash sort of lifestyle... (When not sitting in the dark, smoky bar, she'd sit on the front porch yelling at the neighborhood kids) Maybe she even had some kids, but social services took them away years ago, or she put them up for adoption when they were born. Not quite sure about that one..

 

[feralvr]

OH this IS a great thread and I will have to

........ HMMMM

Let's see.

Pipsqueak - Well he would be the class clown, always talking and telling jokes, always having to be first, and he would be the guardian of his classmates. When he would grow up I think he would be a great police detective

, because NOTHING gets past him - he is aware of everything that goes on.

Perla -

Seriously, she would be a princess of some country. With people waiting on her hand and foot. She also wears her heart on her sleeve and doesn't hold back any emotions. She has that face of disgust down pat, and can just give a look and you know you better do something.

What a combo an emotional, demanding spoiled

Perkins - He would be an introvert to the max. A trouble maker though, but blame it on someone else and get away with it too. He would like to be a scientist and work with bugs.

Presley - He would be a Bellman at a hotel, he loves to greet people and is so helpful with everything. Although, he might drop alot of people's luggage and then fall on those people's luggage and expect to be tipped no matter what

Wendall - Well, I am still getting to know him. But he would be the quiet kid in the back of the classroom, not real out-going, but if you make him mad, watch out - all bets are off then. If you can get past his brick wall, he is a real card and quite funny. He would probably be a Chef when he grows up, a BIG FAT CHEF!!!! This boy loves to eat

Walden - He wants to be a politician when he grows up. Everyone would vote for him - he knows how to get what he wants but goes about it in a real sweet way. Just a smooth gent that everyone loves and everyone listens when he talks.

 

[ldg]

These descriptions are really cracking me up!

OK.

Billy would definitely have been the trouble maker in school, but the one that all the teachers love.

He'd be one of the most popular boys, a total social butterfly. He'd probably go on to do something like marketing XBox games - something really fun where he got to socialize a lot.

Chumley was a quiet kid in school, just a good boy. He's Billy's best friend in school, his sidekick - and probably becomes his assistant, holding down the fort and keeping the office in order while Billy markets games.

Shelly was a total nerd in school. One of those kids that shot up really fast, and was very gangly and uncoordinated, and telling jokes that no one gets, a real goofball. He probably pretended he was a killer whale for like a year in grade school.

He joined the drama club, but wasn't talented enough to act, so he helped make the scenery. But little kids love him and he makes everybody feel good about themselves, so he was popular despite being a nerd. He's really patient with kids, so he became a grade school teacher. He's passionate, but not smart enough to teach high school. Still has a pocket protector for his pencils and he's always pushing his glasses back up on his nose.

Ming Loy was the kid with the back and leg braces, and the most amazing attitude. Mean kids made fun of her and she could care less, nothing ever got her down. She overcame her handicap to become a champion for those with handicaps and now runs the Cerebral Palsy Research Foundation.

Spooky was the damaged, quiet creepy kid that no one understood. She didn't make friends because she was so clingy. She was a tattletale and kids said she had cooties. She grew up to be a beautiful young lady, but a feminist. One of those women that would rather vote for a criminal woman than a qualified man.

She's a political activist.

Tuxedo was the class bully in grade school. He's the kid that disappeared for like a year due to his serious illness, and everyone wondered where he was. When he came back to school, he focused that aggression into sports, and became a fabulous wrestler and defensive linebacker on the football team. He went on to become a professional rugby player.

Flowerbelle was the prissy little know-it-all. Like Feralvr's Perkins, she was also a troublemaker, but always blamed someone else and never got caught.

She became a real haughty flirt and cheated on her boyfriends while pretending to be a total angel.

She wanted to become a Congresswoman but her past caught up with her, so now she's a lobbyist for the fashion industry.

Lazlo is the aloof kid, the old soul who just grooves on doing his own thing. He has a few close friends and isn't part of any clique but gets along with everyone. He doesn't really care what other people think about him, and was in the chess club and loved inventing things. He's always been fascinated with UFOs, and now runs SETI.

 

[david's steph]

My David certainly would be Niles Crane (Frasier's brother, from the tv show Frasier), in every way. And yes, David Hyde Pierce is a gay man in real life.

Handsome, fastidious, gentlmanly, kind, sweet, proper, intelligent, dapper..or else he would be a famous NYC choreographer of Broadway musicals.

Lilly is totally a hot flashy chica type of Spanish gal, ( just like that lady on the tv show Modern Family, SofÃ:censor:a Vergara, or perhaps like a Rosie Perez), drop dead Gorgeous, dark hair, red nails, lots and lots of flashy jewelry, makeup, vocal, loud, aggressive, smokin hot, with 8 inch stiletto heels... takes sh*t from NOBODY..

Jake would be a world-famous soccer player.

 

[luvmyparker]

Buddy would have been a bully as a kid but then would grow into a loving, caring family man. However, he'd probably be the 5 finger discount king, jacking anything he could from the stores and never getting caught.

Parker would have been a mamas boy and probably a home body. He'd have a shop on his parents property, doing carpentry.

Sami...well seeing as how she hates life and everyone around her, she'd probably be a cranky lady, living in a small, hoarded shack way back in the woods as far away from society as possible. No one would know she existed.

 

[rafm]

Love this!

Riley would be a gay, British man.

Fred would be the fat kid everyone loves.

Cleo would be a princess. She is sweet and loving but, she expects you to beg her for her attention.

Bogey would be the sweet old man everyone wants to help.

Simon would be that bully that just hadn't met his match just yet.

Claire would be the sweet, innocent girl that still believes in Santa.

 

[carolpetunia]

What wonderful fantasies!

This is such fun!

Dylan was a troublemaker and a bit of a bully in his youth, but he got a serious scare when a boy he'd hit fell into a three-day coma. "Scared straight," Dylan reformed overnight. After that, it was honor society and student government all the way. He earned a degree in Criminal Justice, joined the police force, and worked his way up to Chief of Detectives. Along the way, he developed an innovative program for stopping juvenile delinquency in its tracks and became a popular consultant to police departments throughout the country. Now semi-retired, Dylan is writing a series of crime novels based loosely on his own experiences. His first book, "When The Fur Flies," will soon be a major motion picture starring Harrison Ford as Sergeant Dylan.

Sassy was the youngest of five siblings, adored by her four older brothers and always most comfortable in the company of men. At 18, she ran away to marry her first boyfriend, a long-haul truck driver whose stories of the road were far more romantic than the reality. A year later, while her husband was in the men's room at a truck stop, Sassy hopped on a bus heading for New Orleans. She sang in smoky blues clubs for a few years, but eventually fell on hard times and went to work for a friend who owned an elegant, old-fashioned brothel. There, she serves as a genteel hostess, dressing in vintage gowns and favoring the clientele with an occasional Billie Holiday song. Sassy goes upstairs only with a select few gentlemen of her choosing, and she truly loves her work.

Hmmm... I'll have to give the rest some further thought...

 

[kluchetta]

Originally Posted by CarolPetunia

What wonderful fantasies!

This is such fun!

Dylan was a troublemaker and a bit of a bully in his youth, but he got a serious scare when a boy he'd hit fell into a three-day coma. "Scared straight," Dylan reformed overnight. After that, it was honor society and student government all the way. He earned a degree in Criminal Justice, joined the police force, and worked his way up to Chief of Detectives. Along the way, he developed an innovative program for stopping juvenile delinquency in its tracks and became a popular consultant to police departments throughout the country. Now semi-retired, Dylan is writing a series of crime novels based loosely on his own experiences. His first book, "When The Fur Flies," will soon be a major motion picture starring Harrison Ford as Sergeant Dylan.

Sassy was the youngest of five siblings, adored by her four older brothers and always most comfortable in the company of men. At 18, she ran away to marry her first boyfriend, a long-haul truck driver whose stories of the road were far more romantic than the reality. A year later, while her husband was in the men's room at a truck stop, Sassy hopped on a bus heading for New Orleans. She sang in smoky blues clubs for a few years, but eventually fell on hard times and went to work for a friend who owned an elegant, old-fashioned brothel. There, she serves as a genteel hostess, dressing in vintage gowns and favoring the clientele with an occasional Billie Holiday song. Sassy goes upstairs only with a select few gentlemen of her choosing, and she truly loves her work.

Hmmm... I'll have to give the rest some further thought...

Haha! I think SOME of our members have a future writing fiction!!!