Still funny even after 4 years
I'll bet ya Krista is thinking, "If I was as big as you, I would eat you for lunch."I sometimes place a can in front of Krista and say, “if you had opposable thumbs, you’d be fed by now.”
Whenever I’m sick or if I have a vigorous coughing session, I say to her, “if I die, you may eat my carcass. No reason this should take us both.”I'll bet ya Krista is thinking, "If I was as big as you, I would eat you for lunch."