If you have a kitty
And he lives with you,
Here are a few things
You can expect him to do.
He will get the zoomies
In the morning light,
Or sit on your head
In the middle of the night.
He will purr in you lap
When you give him a pet,
Then sit on your keyboard
While you surf the net.
He will present himself
With a regal grace,
Then exclaim Hello
With his butt in your face.
He will perch somewhere high
And ignore everything,
Then go suddenly bonkers
When you wiggle a string.
He will let you know
He wants out of the house,
Then come back and gift you
A dead bird or a mouse.
He will be a loving, gentle
And affectionate pet,
Then turn into a demon
When he goes to the vet.
There are many more things
That our kitty cats do,
But there is one single thing
That always rings true;
We love them to pieces
And they love us too,
But it's all about them
And not about you.
And he lives with you,
Here are a few things
You can expect him to do.
He will get the zoomies
In the morning light,
Or sit on your head
In the middle of the night.
He will purr in you lap
When you give him a pet,
Then sit on your keyboard
While you surf the net.
He will present himself
With a regal grace,
Then exclaim Hello
With his butt in your face.
He will perch somewhere high
And ignore everything,
Then go suddenly bonkers
When you wiggle a string.
He will let you know
He wants out of the house,
Then come back and gift you
A dead bird or a mouse.
He will be a loving, gentle
And affectionate pet,
Then turn into a demon
When he goes to the vet.
There are many more things
That our kitty cats do,
But there is one single thing
That always rings true;
We love them to pieces
And they love us too,
But it's all about them
And not about you.
Ditto!
