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post #1 of 16
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I got these in an email from my cousin....some are pretty cute.
Enjoy!!!

~I entered the "snapdragon" part of my life....part of me has snapped, and the rest of me is draggin!

~Dear IRS, I would like to cancel my subscription, please remove my name from your mailing list.

~I am not 40, I am $39.95 + shipping & handling!

~I don't have hot flashes, I have short, private vacations in the tropics.

~If it's not one thing, it's your mother. (my personal fave!)

~A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

~Born Free....Now I'm expensive!

~A friend is someone who thinks your a good egg, even though your slightly cracked.

*feel free to add any others you think are worth smiling over!
post #2 of 16
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Originally Posted by LuckyGirl View Post
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~Dear IRS, I would like to cancel my subscription, please remove my name from your mailing list.

~If it's not one thing, it's your mother. (my personal fave!)

~A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.



These three are my favorites, but I particularly enjoyed the IRS one.
post #3 of 16
I like the If it's not one thing it's your mother.

I like to say I'm 29 with 3 years experience.
post #4 of 16
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I like the If it's not one thing it's your mother.

I like to say I'm 29 with 3 years experience.
I LOVE the mother one too....but I could really find a way for everything to be his mothers fault!

And I love the 29 one....I will be using that one starting next year!
post #5 of 16
I'm not married to my bf yet but the mother one if definitley mine.
She's just starting to get over the "your taking my son away from me" thing. I'm 21 he's 18.
post #6 of 16
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I'm not married to my bf yet but the mother one if definitley mine.
She's just starting to get over the "your taking my son away from me" thing. I'm 21 he's 18.
Sweetie, I hate to burst your bubble, but if your 21 & he's 18, she's not getting over it, she hasn't even really begun!!! Trust me.......

I have to hear "a sons a son until he has a wife, a daughters a daughter for life" about 1000 times before I stopped going over there....why subject myself to cruel & unusual torture?! Maybe that's why she had 3 sons, cause she was meant to be old & alone, it was her punishment!!!
post #7 of 16
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~I am not 40, I am $39.95 + shipping & handling!
I got Erik a shirt from the thrift store that says "I'm not 50, I'm $49.95" and he wears it all the time...he's 24, lol...
post #8 of 16
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I'm not married to my bf yet but the mother one if definitley mine.
She's just starting to get over the "your taking my son away from me" thing. I'm 21 he's 18.
Oh man...She's never gonna let him go. You're going to deal with ALOT of stuff from that woman in the future. Especially if you have his kid.
My SO's mom told him she was going to push me down the stairs when I was pregnant. And after I had the baby, she told me she'd actually kill me if I had another baby with her son.
Mother in laws are terrible. I'm glad I don't have a son. I'd sure hate that girl that took him away too!
post #9 of 16
I actually have a fairly decent relationship with my MIL, of course I can count the number of times I've been in the same room with her on two hands. She and my FIL live in Virginia, at least 2000 miles away.
post #10 of 16
"Mother's are Travel Agents for Guilt Trips" My personal fav! I even have a magnet on the fridge!!!
post #11 of 16
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"Mother's are Travel Agents for Guilt Trips" My personal fav! I even have a magnet on the fridge!!!
That's too cute! We have a magnet on our fridge that says, "Don't go to bed angry, STAY UP AND FIGHT!" I knew when I saw it that I had to have it.
post #12 of 16
~I entered the "snapdragon" part of my life....part of me has snapped, and the rest of me is draggin!

~Dear IRS, I would like to cancel my subscription, please remove my name from your mailing list.

~A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

These are my favorites.
post #13 of 16
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Originally Posted by emily_325 View Post
That's too cute! We have a magnet on our fridge that says, "Don't go to bed angry, STAY UP AND FIGHT!" I knew when I saw it that I had to have it.


I LOVE IT!!!
post #14 of 16
My mom was fond of telling people, she's 29 American (a dig at our dollar)
She now claims to be 29 with 20 yrs experience.
post #15 of 16
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Originally Posted by lilleah View Post
Oh man...She's never gonna let him go. You're going to deal with ALOT of stuff from that woman in the future. Especially if you have his kid.
My SO's mom told him she was going to push me down the stairs when I was pregnant. And after I had the baby, she told me she'd actually kill me if I had another baby with her son.
Mother in laws are terrible. I'm glad I don't have a son. I'd sure hate that girl that took him away too!
OMG!!! Leah!!! That's horrible! Did you tell your SO? She'd be CUT OFF if it was me!

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I actually have a fairly decent relationship with my MIL, of course I can count the number of times I've been in the same room with her on two hands. She and my FIL live in Virginia, at least 2000 miles away.
I think you should change your screen name to LuckyGirl!!!

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That's too cute! We have a magnet on our fridge that says, "Don't go to bed angry, STAY UP AND FIGHT!" I knew when I saw it that I had to have it.
I love that one!!! That is SO cute!!!! (and very true! )
post #16 of 16
I have to say, that i absolutely love my bf's mother!
She is like one of the bestest women on this planet!

kara, how do you put up with your bf? Mine is also 18, and just some things are driving me insane
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