Help, I'm A Kleptomanicat

rapunzel47 · Sep 12, 2006

Originally Posted by Colin

Yes, but I fear we'll die a slow death here! Till we were moved her, I'd never been to "Paws and Reflect"

I dont have time to look in every sub forum! I have to steal candy, scrunchies, hair clips, and my latest greatest find: Bread In a Bag

Jack, I got a tip for you. Subscribe to the thread, so you can find it easily whenever there's something new. You can even get an email sent to let you know, if you want. Get your human to look in thread tools up at the top.

Oops! Almost forgot to ask -- bread in a bag? Tell me more...

colin · Sep 12, 2006

Originally Posted by rapunzel47

Oops! Almost forgot to ask -- bread in a bag? Tell me more...

Ahh yes, Bread in a Bag. For some reason, I am drawn to it. I pulled the bit of french bread in a baggie off the counter (they hate that). It's just so fun to bite and claw through the bag.

Don't you do this too!?

The humans seem more tolerant of this for some reason. I heard them saying that Bart and Jiro used to do this too. I think Bart is the cat that used to live here before, I can smell him but I don't see him. There is this velvet bag with gold string that has a little tin box in it. They got very mad when I took it off the shelf and started playing with it.

They muttered something about "stop dissin' Bart" and put my toy on a higher shelf.

Anyway, I was batting the bread around and finally got it out of the bag. Then "miss goody two shoes" came and wanted to get in on the action. She took it away and then like a little tattle tail, she took it straight to "them"

What is it with her?!!! She's lways kissing up to "them". Her behavior is very "dog-like"

and a disgrace to all cats.

lookingglass · Sep 13, 2006

Jack,
8-Bit again. I as well have carried away bags of bread to stash away. Meowmy and Purrpa always seem to catch me though. Have you tried climbing the bookcases? That is great fun! I can also teach you how to open the refrigerator too, if you'd like. Here are the steps:

1. Make sure it is late at night and Meowmy has watched a horror movie, and Purra is sleeping.

2. Start playing in the kitchen and look "innocent".

3. Take your paws and stick them between the door and paw it open.

4. This is really important! Make sure that you keep one of your back paws on the floor or the door will shut.

5. Eat away.

6. When Meowmy catches you look at her like she has starved you, even though you have a full bowl of dry food just sitting there.

yosemite · Sep 13, 2006

Jack, I feel your pain man. I'm a rather "sturdy" fellow and my little sister is rather tiny (OK - she's a runt). I'll be laying there minding my own business and she'll come over, jump on me and bite my ear. Well, I need to let her know that I'm the alpha cat so I nip her back - what does she do? Yes, you got it - she yells like I'm really hurting her and I get scolded for being too rough!

My meowmy picks her up and cuddles her and calls her "Nanny's little princess". Yeah, right! Princess my paw!

luckygirl · Sep 13, 2006

Hi'ya Mistur Jack!

I'm wittle wouie, wucky's wittle brudder. I got into big twubble last nite. I figgurred out how to climb up da laundry baskit, even wit my new soff claws meowmy put on me, and jumpd onto the "wine cabnit"??? Anyways, I fownd dees cyute wittle thingys dat are weally shiny and battid dem off the top. I wuz twying to get dem under da couch, cuz I"m da ownlee 1 dat kin fit under deer, and Meowmy was yelling "not my swearoffsky, you wittle son of a whoooo-haaa!" And da weally upsitting ting is dat WuckyGurl was sittin at da tabel and even had er nose up deer, an nobody sed nuttin!!!!

I wudda bin in BIG twubble fer dat!!!
Us boyss gotta stik 2 gedder, yur frind Wouie

dixie_darlin · Sep 14, 2006

Hey Jack!
This is Reilly! As you know I just had 4 babies on Tuesday morning. But before that... WHOA did I get in trouble! You know those things that sound come out of next to the puter? I think they're speekers? Well, when meowmy would be listening to music, I would try to make it sound better for her and bite the black screen things off... WOW she got mad!
I also found out about a week ago it's NOT a good thing to jump off the top of the headboard at 3 in the morning and land on meowmy's stomach and expect to get loved on...especially when you're PREGNANT!...Uh oh, here comes the bully.... Tiger... better let him have the Puter

You Jack!
You really wanna get the human mad?
Wait till right when they are falling asleep, and the dogs walking around the house, and sneek up behind the dog and scare him HALF to death. Then you gotta RUN like hell to the human's bed and the dog will follow you. Jump up, sit on her pillow right next to her head and swat at the dog, making him bark!
When she wakes up, lay down and look at her like you're totally innocent!
Right now I gotta go irritate the dog but later I'll teach you how to climb the NEW Ralph Lauren shower curtain and sleep on the pole and meow like you're dying when someone comes in at 1 in the morning to pee...Promise, you'll die laughin and get TONS of treats and love for at least an hour... even if the human does have to get up early in the morning

dawnofsierra · Sep 14, 2006

Originally Posted by PurrPaws

Is that Sierra's catnip apple I see in Serenity's "stash"?

Ha! Great observation, Rachel! Yes! Serenity stole it! That didn't last very long, though, once her big sister found out!

gemlady · Sep 15, 2006

Hey, JAck! I thought I wouldn't have anything to post here, but meowmy reminded me that I have been known to take off with pieces of her jewelry and drag them around. I can't help it. The necklaces are so long and dangly.

Oh, I also took off with grandmeowmy's blue persian Beanie Baby. I just leave everything in the hallway.

Ari

purrpaws · Sep 15, 2006

Originally Posted by dawnofsierra

Ha! Great observation, Rachel! Yes! Serenity stole it! That didn't last very long, though, once her big sister found out!

That is too funny!

laureen227 · Sep 15, 2006

Originally Posted by gemlady

Hey, JAck! I thought I wouldn't have anything to post here, but meowmy reminded me that I have been known to take off with pieces of her jewelry and drag them around. I can't help it. The necklaces are so long and dangly.

Oh, I also took off with grandmeowmy's blue persian Beanie Baby. I just leave everything in the hallway.

Ari

that's ok, Ari - that's what i do, too ~ Chip

colin · Sep 16, 2006

Originally Posted by lookingglass

Jack,
8-Bit again. I as well have carried away bags of bread to stash away. Meowmy and Purrpa always seem to catch me though. Have you tried climbing the bookcases? That is great fun! I can also teach you how to open the refrigerator too, if you'd like. Here are the steps:...

Wow, you can do that! Maybe when I get bigger I'll be able to get the fridge open. I know this is where they keep my food!

colin · Sep 16, 2006

Originally Posted by Yosemite

Jack, I feel your pain man. I'm a rather "sturdy" fellow and my little sister is rather tiny (OK - she's a runt). ..... My meowmy picks her up and cuddles her and calls her "Nanny's little princess". Yeah, right! Princess my paw!

I have exactly the same problem. The girl is the instigator! On top of that, "they" are always looking at me and shaking their heads and saying "Stupid Cat" while they look at the girl and say "Poor Chloe" Pffft, I don't see "them" writing about her......

colin · Sep 16, 2006

Originally Posted by LuckyGirl

Hi'ya Mistur Jack!

I'm wittle wouie, wucky's wittle brudder........
Us boyss gotta stik 2 gedder, yur frind Wouie

Nice to hear from you Louie! I agree us guys got to stick together..... but...... how's LuckyGirl.....

lookingglass · Sep 16, 2006

Originally Posted by Colin

Nice to hear from you Louie! I agree us guys got to stick together..... but...... how's LuckyGirl.....

Jack,
Do you have a crush on Lucky Girl?? I'm gonna tell my meowmy!

colin · Sep 16, 2006

Originally Posted by lookingglass

Jack,
Do you have a crush on Lucky Girl?? I'm gonna tell my meowmy!

Who me?

She's the one that likes 'bad boys'.....

lookingglass · Sep 18, 2006

Originally Posted by Colin

Who me?

She's the one that likes 'bad boys'.....

You should come to TTP&B's this week... it sounds like a lot of fun!

colin · Sep 19, 2006

Originally Posted by lookingglass

You should come to TTP&B's this week... it sounds like a lot of fun!

Sorry what's that?

lookingglass · Sep 19, 2006

There's a party going on for just us kits... their Meowmy and Purrpa went out of town for a week.

http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99591

batgirl2good · Sep 21, 2006

Originally Posted by lookingglass

There's a party going on for just us kits... their Meowmy and Purrpa went out of town for a week.

http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99591

Yaaay, tank you, we luv parteez!

colin · Oct 6, 2006

Well, I finally succeded in my first training exercise!

I know they keep my treats in a little plastic container. Today I picked it up and walked to "her" and put it at her feet. She didn't see at first, so I gave her a little tap.

She started laughing and opened up the container and fed me!

Stupid humans!

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