Well I've already got her boxed up for you.
Just need to convince the post office it's not actually a child.
She's 2 1/2. And mean as heck. She'll tell you how your whole day will go, what you'll eat, and drink, how to walk, where you're going and everything!
And if you tell her ..Umm...No..
She's like YES MOM RIGHT NOW!!!
Watch out...She'll rip you a new one..
But she's on her way. lol.