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Over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a military hospital-door to endoscopy:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and getfed up."

At a propane filling station:
"Tank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
post #2 of 5
Those are great!:laughing:
post #3 of 5
Good ones!!! :laughing: I like the first one! :LOL:
post #4 of 5
LOL - I love the Tank heaven for little grills one!
post #5 of 5
All very funny!:tounge2: :tounge2: :tounge2:
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