"Philosophy of Housecleaning"- Funny!

ollyextra05

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My MIL sent this to me: too funny!

PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because ...


I love birds and

don't want one to run into a clean window

and get hurt.


I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt

then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)




I don't mind the dust bunnies because ..

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.




I don't disturb cobwebs because

I want every creature to have a home of their own.




I don't Spring Clean because .

I love all the seasons

and don't want the others to get jealous




I don't pull weeds

in the garden because ..

I don't want to get

in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because

My husband

will never be able to find them again.





I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because .

I don't want my guests to

stress out over what to make when

they invite me

over for dinner.




I don't iron because ...

I choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".




I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities die young and

I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!





REMEMBER . . . .










 
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Love it! Love it!

Actually, I keep the cobwebs so they will catch the bugs that I don't like and the spiders will eat them.
 
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"I don't put things away because My husband will never be able to find them again."
Actually it's because I'LL never find them again!
yeah, that's it. LOL!
 
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I have to clean up cobwebs... I am TERRIFIED of spiders!

But everything else is true!!
 
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