Movie Quotes - Your Fav Line

Originally Posted by goosehazel

"No one makes me bleed my own blood" White Goodman played by Ben Stiller (Dodgeball)

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ahahahah or i like: "let me hit ya with knowledge"

ahh thats a great movie

All of these!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196229/quotes

MerMan (coughcough) MerMAN!

I have a NEW favorite....I was watching an old episode of "Just shoot me", where Mia was having a "mystery role playing party" at her apartment. The "maid" sent by the company that arranges the party is an actress/exotic dancer. She goes out onto the 10th floor balconey to have a cigarette......David Spade followes her onto the Balcony....

Spade: "Babe...I have come to make ALL your dreams come true!"

Maid: "Oh GOOD.....try not to land on my car"

A move full of good quotes, The Blues Brothers

"Lotta space in this mall." (Said in such a deadpan way you would never guess they were driving a car around the inside of the mall, while being chased by a ton of police.)

"Illinois Nazies. I hate Illinois Nazies."

"My dear partner, when whats left of you gets around to whats left to be gotten, whats left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left!" -Danny Kaye White Christmas.

"What's life without a little salt?" Learoyd
Nick Nolte, Farewell to the King, 1989

Okay I'm a movie buff!! Really!!!

Jerry McGuire -- "You complete me"

From Talledegga Nights:
Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as wse call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: MMM
Ricky Bobby: Dear tiny infant Jesus...
Carley Bobby: Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whatever you want.

The Notebook:Duke: That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is.

Last one:: The Breakfast Club:
Richard Vernon: What was that ruckus?
Andrew Clark: Uh, what ruckus?
Richard Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.
Brian Johnson: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
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John Bender: Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.

Heather

"Why ya gotta waste my flava?" Kenny, aka Special K, Seth Green from the movie Can't Hardly Wait

"Come on everybody! Let's Go Streakin!" Frank, Will Ferrell from Old School
The FUNNIEST movie I have ever seen!!!

"Its not gonna be easy. Its gonna be really hard. But we're gonna have to work at this every day, but I wanna do that... because I want you. All of you...forever"
-The Notebook

I that movie

do ya want a dawg !

Brad Pitt in Snatch, he plays a rather good Irish Pikey !!

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a s***load of dimes." Blazing Saddles

"Abbey.... Normal." Young Frankenstein

And from the scene I had to listen to my two children repeat word for word for months on end....

"It's just a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Not a funny quote, but my favorite right now. I rarely cry during movies but this one gets me every time.

(from V for Vendetta)

Valerie (writing her biography from jail): Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch we are free.
[...]
I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish, every inch... but one.

Originally Posted by Telynn

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a s***load of dimes." Blazing Saddles

"Abbey.... Normal." Young Frankenstein

And from the scene I had to listen to my two children repeat word for word for months on end....

"It's just a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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That reminded me of another of my comedy favs -from Monty Pythons - Life of Brian, the famouse debate

what did the Romans ever do for us ?? apart from inventing roads, irrigation, wine, .......................etc.................etc

One of my favorite quotes is from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Kirk and crew have to go back to the late 20th century to get 2 humpback whales in order to save Earth of the future (they were hunted to the point of extinction in the late 80s)..

Course Spock being just brought back from the dead is pure Vulcan with no emotions and not getting any jokes and being over honest...


Anywho.

You have a scene in San Fransisco, where Kirk, Uhura, Chekov, Sulu, Scotty, Dr. Mcoy and Spock are crossing the street....

And they cross in the path of a cab...

The cab driver uses an expletive that is fairly common.

And Kirk responds with the words "Well a double *expletive* on you"

And then they split into groups and Spock asks about the "colorful metaphors"

And Kirk explains, "People in this time communicated using these colorful metaphors and you weren't understood unless you swore every other word" --That's not the exact quote..

But there are ALOT of funny lines in that movie.

Ghostbusters:
Ray: Where do those stairs go?
Venkman: They go up.
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Venkman: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

Better Off Dead
Paper boy: I want my 2 dollars!

Holy Grail:
Lancelot: Camelot!
Arthur: Camelot!
Patsy (Arthur's servant): It's only a model.

nickolodean movie-Good Burger, by the way if you haven't seen that, you must!!!

Ed, your squishing my pelvis (or whatever wierd part of the body it is)

I think about things: squirrels, cardboard boxes, things that are sticky



Pricelsss!!

Holy Grail again:

"She turned me into a newt! Well, I got better."

"Run away, run away!"

King: Someday lad all this will be yours.
Prince: What, the curtains?

Of course that movie is really just one long string of quotes.