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Fly story

A fly was buzzing along one morning when he saw a lawn mower someone
had left out in their front yard. He flew over and sat on the
handle, watching the children going down the sidewalk on their way to

One little boy tripped on a crack and fell, spilling his lunch on the
sidewalk. He picked himself up, put his lunch back in the bag and
went on. But he missed a piece of bologna. The fly had not eaten
that morning and he sure was hungry. So he flew down and started
eating the bologna. In fact he ate so much that he could not fly, so
he waddled across the sidewalk, across the lawn, up the wheel of the
lawn mower, up the handle, and sat there resting and watching the

There was still some bologna laying there on the sidewalk. He was
really stuffed, but that baloney sure did look good.

Finally temptation got the best of him and he jumped off the handle
of the lawn mower to fly over to the baloney. But alas he was too
full to fly and he went splat!!, killing him instantly.

The moral of the story: Don't fly off the handle when you are full of
post #2 of 3
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing2 :laughing2
post #3 of 3
Good one!!!! :LOL:
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