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25 Signs that you've finally grown up

post #1 of 15
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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

3. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

4. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

5. You watch the Weather Channel.

6. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hookup" and "break up".

7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as"dressed up"

9. You're the one calling the police because those %&@..! kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

10. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

11. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

13. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

14. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

15. You take naps.

16. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

17. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

18. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

19. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

20. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

21. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

22. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

23. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

24. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh bummer, what the heck happened?"

25. You read this entire list looking desperately
for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old self.
post #2 of 15
huh.... that's pretty sad... I'm only 20 and already most of the list applies to me.
post #3 of 15
So true!
post #4 of 15
Guess I'm not completely grown up yet.

1. My houseplant just died from no attention, but I don't think you can smoke ivy.
2. There is more beer than food in our fridge, but there's only beer because people left it after our last get together and neither of us like it. :blech:
15. Who has time for naps?!
22. If I'm forwarding this on...90% of my time spent in front of the computer is obviously not "real work"

Everything else sounds fairly accurate.
post #5 of 15
That's hilarious....and wayyyyy too true
post #6 of 15
Guess i'm not completley grown up yet lol That post is hilarious!!!
post #7 of 15
Im only 20 next week and all 25 of them apply to me!

Call me an old fart!
post #8 of 15
My #1 sign is when you start asking for appliances and housewares for Christmas, instead of DVDs and books and clothes.
post #9 of 15


SOOOO true!
post #10 of 15
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Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom View Post
My #1 sign is when you start asking for appliances and housewares for Christmas, instead of DVDs and books and clothes.
I asked for a smoothie maker for Christmas It's awesome!!!!!!! I make everything from scratch!!! I love it Kitchen Appliances rock my world!
post #11 of 15
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Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom View Post
My #1 sign is when you start asking for appliances and housewares for Christmas, instead of DVDs and books and clothes.
I was going to ask for new cookie sheets
post #12 of 15
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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR View Post
I asked for a smoothie maker for Christmas It's awesome!!!!!!! I make everything from scratch!!! I love it Kitchen Appliances rock my world!
I asked for a Swiffer Sweeper for Mother's Day! .... and GOT IT!
post #13 of 15
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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256 View Post
I asked for a Swiffer Sweeper for Mother's Day! .... and GOT IT!
Is it pathetic that I know Big Lots has those Swiffer Carpet Flicks for $12.50 and I really want one lol.
post #14 of 15
I'm not completely grown up....but then some of them have applied to me most of my life. I've always loved naps! And then others are scarrily true! My MOTHER has started to talk about yucky stuff in front of me! (We work together)
post #15 of 15
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Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom View Post
My #1 sign is when you start asking for appliances and housewares for Christmas, instead of DVDs and books and clothes.
Last Christmas I asked for a lazer level thingy and a power screw driver and got both too!
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