Two Newfies walk into a pet shop. They go directly
over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll takefour of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere,"
says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."
The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two
guys pay for the birds
and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and
drive until they are high up on a hill, and stop at the top of
a cliff with a 500-foot drop.
"Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He
then takes two birds
out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and
jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and
goes straight down for
a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a
'SPLAT!'.
As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says,
"Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me."
PART TWO ==========
A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to
the pet shop and he walks up carrying a 'peeper bag'. He pulls a
parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand,
Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says and launches
himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun
and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet
until
there is another 'SPLAT!' and his remains join Gerry's at the
bottom.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin'
dat parrotshooting nider."
PART THREE ==========
A few minutes after Seamus has gone splat, Sean
strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop, and he walks up
carrying the now familiar 'peeper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls
a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself off the cliff with the
usual result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head - "First der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus
parrotshooting and now you hen glidin..."
over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll takefour of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere,"
says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."
The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two
guys pay for the birds
and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and
drive until they are high up on a hill, and stop at the top of
a cliff with a 500-foot drop.
"Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He
then takes two birds
out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and
jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and
goes straight down for
a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a
'SPLAT!'.
As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says,
"Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me."
PART TWO ==========
A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to
the pet shop and he walks up carrying a 'peeper bag'. He pulls a
parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand,
Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says and launches
himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun
and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet
until
there is another 'SPLAT!' and his remains join Gerry's at the
bottom.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin'
dat parrotshooting nider."
PART THREE ==========
A few minutes after Seamus has gone splat, Sean
strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop, and he walks up
carrying the now familiar 'peeper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls
a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself off the cliff with the
usual result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head - "First der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus
parrotshooting and now you hen glidin..."
