>> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
>
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
> SHOPPING MATH
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
>spend.
>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>HAPPINESS
>
>To be happy with a man,
>you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
>To be happy with a woman,
> you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.
>
>MEMORY
>
>Any married man should forget his mistakes,
>there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
>
>APPEARANCE
>
>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
>doesn't.
>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
>does.
>
>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>
>A woman has the last word in any argument.
>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
>argument.
>
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
> SHOPPING MATH
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>
>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
>spend.
>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>HAPPINESS
>
>To be happy with a man,
>you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
>To be happy with a woman,
> you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.
>
>MEMORY
>
>Any married man should forget his mistakes,
>there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
>
>APPEARANCE
>
>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
>doesn't.
>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
>does.
>
>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>
>A woman has the last word in any argument.
>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
>argument.
