Don't Chew on ink pens...

I was sitting here chewing on my red ink pen reading the threads and I taste something funny in my mouth. I wipe my lips and they are red! My pen leaked ink and now my teeth , tongue, and lips are bright red from the ink! I guess i have learned my lesson!

Sorry!!, but that is a funny mental picture!!

I think I have most of cleaned up! I am glad no customers came in when this happened. I would have never lived it down!

Yeah! Dont chew on ink pens. I've already learned that, I'm glad you know now too.

I've got another reason for you to not chew ink pens!

My former roommate and I decided to run a "Roommate Game" for the dorm, and we had to fill out these risk forms, like what dangers there could be and how could we prevent those, etc. I think we had stupid stuff like "Someone could get a papercut" and "Someone could choke on popcorn". How dangerous could a roommate game be, right? Little did we know....

We had handed out boards to write on and paper and pen to each of the pairs. We're reading out questions and the roommates' answers, when there's a commotion at one end of the room. One of the girls had been chewing on her pen, had cracked the tip of it, and had then gotten her lip pinched in the crack and couldn't get it off! We were all laughing hysterically (including her) and we finally rescued her from her pen. Pens are more dangerous than we thought!

Really, lipstick would look a whole lot better... Good thing you weren't chewing on your blue or black pen.

Happy Halloween!

By the way, don't do that again. That stuff could be toxic. You never know.

Thats funny. One time I was chewing on the end of one of those glow sticks. Yeah a great idea I know. Of coarse it burst open and my mouth was glowing green.

[/QUOTE=Krazycatlover;1313918] Thats funny. One time I was chewing on the end of one of those glow sticks. Yeah a great idea I know. Of coarse it burst open and my mouth was glowing green.[/quote]

Gotta watch out for those pens.....they're as sneaky as those gnomes

Sorry, err, but since you started on the subject of ink pens,

I got up tonight to find black ink all over the place and a kitty with blank tounge,
hmm so i wonder what she had been chewing on how i was sleeping

I try to stick to pencils!

Well atleast I don't feel like such an idiot about it anymore!

That is funny. You don't chew on pens!

stiuck to straws! lol