Two men were driving through West Virginia when they got pulled over
by a
State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his
nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the
head with his nightstick.
"What the heck was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in West Virginia, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you
over in West Virginia, you better have your license ready by the time we
get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license - he's clean and gives the
guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger
side
and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and
WHACK, the
trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type." the trooper says, "Two miles down the road
you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that jerk would've
tried that crap with me.'"
(well, it made me giggle anyway...
)
by a
State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his
nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the
head with his nightstick.
"What the heck was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in West Virginia, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you
over in West Virginia, you better have your license ready by the time we
get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license - he's clean and gives the
guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger
side
and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and
WHACK, the
trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type." the trooper says, "Two miles down the road
you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that jerk would've
tried that crap with me.'"
(well, it made me giggle anyway...
