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post #31 of 54
How about one of those sonic pest control things, that sends out soundwaves only gnomes can hear and causes them to flee your home?

On the other hand, what if we could teach the gnomes to direct their gnomely energies toward good instead of mischief? You know, dust the furniture, do the laundry, scoop the litterbox... I wouldn't mind a little help around the house... I'd give them free room and board...as long as they sleep in the closet and only eat dust bunnies...

ETA: Except I don't want any gnomes in my house that look like the ones in Sar's siggy. And none of those naughty flasher gnomes from the "find the gnome" thread either. Only polite, well-groomed, Disney-looking gnomes for my household staff.
post #32 of 54
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Originally Posted by mamacat
How about one of those sonic pest control things, that sends out soundwaves only gnomes can hear and causes them to flee your home?
I heard that those things don't work - turns out it resembles their top 10 ten tune - Jitterbugging Gnomes. It gives them an excuse to have a party and then you are invaded.

BTW - didn't we have some gnomes stuck in customs during with the last Secret Santa.
post #33 of 54
It took over 2 months for one of the gnomes to get to its destination during the SS exchange.
post #34 of 54
Can I stay at someones house?? Please!!!!
post #35 of 54
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Originally Posted by Cat_eyes
Can I stay at someones house?? Please!!!!
Nope, gnomes are insidious and will follow you anywhere!
post #36 of 54
Well, personally, I like the idea of sending them to Australia. In fact, I think I'm going to box up the two that followed me home from Wisconsin tonight. (Can you see the looks on the customs guys' faces when all these packages of gnomes start coming through?)

Alternately, you could get a few of these Gnome-Be-Gones to evict unwanted gnomes:


I've also heard that gnomes are repelled by troll urine.
post #37 of 54
you guys are mean!
post #38 of 54
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Originally Posted by Tari
I've also heard that gnomes are repelled by troll urine.
I much prefer gnomes to trolls. Oh, wait, you're not refering to the internet troll, are you
post #39 of 54
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Originally Posted by AbbysMom
I was suggesting sending them to one particular Australian!
....poor Danielle!
post #40 of 54
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by lilleah
Well scince I see some money making in this priceless way to get rid of gnomes...I've come up with an idea that will help you all.
Lilleah's Gnome Buster Kit
25 copies of newspaper
Convienent pocket water bottle
20 Fly traps with "gnome-attractor" smell
2 flyswatters (You can pick your OWN color!)
Handy pocket book of all "Gnome busters" professional trained employees phone numbers
3 re-usuable gnome traps
The fast-selling book "How to train your kitten to hunt Gnomes"
12 gnome collars. *Keeps all gnomes away for 30 days.
25 oz. of gnome garlic
**Gnome alarm

All for just $199.99
Act now and recieve a special gnome light sticks to carry with you at night!
*Cannot be used in water
**100.00 for installation. Must have basement.
We soooo could make a ton of money by starting up our own GnomeBusters company!!! Hehe!
post #41 of 54
The only way to kill a gnome is to burn them!
post #42 of 54
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by icklemiss21
The only way to kill a gnome is to burn them!
I have a really good candle lighter from the dollar tree! Think that will work???
post #43 of 54
AAAARRRGGHHH!!!!! A GNOME!!


post #44 of 54
LOL! That is so funny! Where did you find that!?!
post #45 of 54
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Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
LOL! That is so funny! Where did you find that!?!

Seven oaks art They're free

They do really great stuff and they can make custom stuff too,but they charge,but its worth it for your own site eh?

http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/
post #46 of 54

what is going on here??????

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Originally Posted by AbbysMom
I was suggesting sending them to one particular Australian!
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Originally Posted by babygirl
I agree with Karen. Send them to Danielle's house!
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Originally Posted by Oscarsmommy
*Sorry Dan!* Definately! She would LOVE it!
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Originally Posted by captiva
I need to send huggles mine!
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Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
I'll suggest she ship them all off to Australia. I'm sure wonderful sweet Danielle won't mind a few more!
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Originally Posted by jane_vernon
Oi!

Keep those gnomes to yourself! We are an island for a reason! Customs will definately not let the evil gnomes though!
I AGREE WITH THIS!!! Customs HAS been alerted!!

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Originally Posted by Sar
It's okay, Jane! We've set up special arrangment so that Danielle (huggles) can receive all the gnomes without customs issues!
oi!!! you have not!!!

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Originally Posted by AbbysMom
It took over 2 months for one of the gnomes to get to its destination during the SS exchange.
thats because customs was holding on to them!

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Originally Posted by CoolCat
....poor Danielle!
why are you saying that as your laughing?
post #47 of 54
Thread Starter 
Ah ha! I knew Danielle would find this thread eventually lol!!! I told ya'll to be nice.
post #48 of 54
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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR
Ah ha! I knew Danielle would find this thread eventually lol!!! I told ya'll to be nice.
Mama always told me to share! And Danielle is just so nice I thought my co-worker should choose her to share with!
post #49 of 54
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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR
We soooo could make a ton of money by starting up our own GnomeBusters company!!! Hehe!
I know right? Those ideas are priceless!
post #50 of 54
This is getting bad - there are articles on Neanderthal gnomes in my Economist but when I go to read it the gnomes change it to some article on Neanderthal genomes so I don't learn of their nasty ways.
post #51 of 54
I have been doing some research on gnomes, and I tell you it is scary stuff, they have even started a union to be liberated from opressive gardens!
post #52 of 54
Another way is to delete all of the gnome sigs from your photobucket account
post #53 of 54
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Originally Posted by katachtig
This is getting bad - there are articles on Neanderthal gnomes in my Economist but when I go to read it the gnomes change it to some article on Neanderthal genomes so I don't learn of their nasty ways.
Is the gnomenclature difficult?
post #54 of 54
Thread Starter 
This thread is getting more and more hysterical everytime i check on it

I'm calculating more ways to dispose of those pestulant creatures. I will update when i come up with a genuious scheme! MUHAHAHAA!!!!
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