Ahh my I suggest the gnome-be-gone spray, now in lemon scent lol rotf
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How To Get Rid Of Gnomes!!!!
- Thread starter starryeyedtiger
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Well scince I see some money making in this priceless way to get rid of gnomes...I've come up with an idea that will help you all.
Lilleah's Gnome Buster Kit
25 copies of newspaper
Convienent pocket water bottle
20 Fly traps with "gnome-attractor" smell
2 flyswatters (You can pick your OWN color!)
Handy pocket book of all "Gnome busters" professional trained employees phone numbers
3 re-usuable gnome traps
The fast-selling book "How to train your kitten to hunt Gnomes"
12 gnome collars. *Keeps all gnomes away for 30 days.
25 oz. of gnome garlic
**Gnome alarm
All for just $199.99
Act now and recieve a special gnome light sticks to carry with you at night!
*Cannot be used in water
**100.00 for installation. Must have basement.
That's OK! We've got specialists waiting for your call to arrange 10 easy payments of $19.99! What a DEAL!Originally Posted by Cat_eyes
I dont have $200!!!!!!
or a basement!!!!
the gnomes are going to take ove the house.Can i stay wth someone? until i have $200?
I will be a angel!!!!lol
Thanks! That's my miss Maxie, she's a deal bicolor Ragdoll & icklemiss21 did a great job with her sig.Originally Posted by Yosemite
I'm not trying to hi-jack the thread but I just have to say you have one beautiful kittie there!
Oi!
Keep those gnomes to yourself! We are an island for a reason! Customs will definately not let the evil gnomes though!
Keep those gnomes to yourself! We are an island for a reason! Customs will definately not let the evil gnomes though!
It's okay, Jane! We've set up special arrangment so that Danielle (huggles) can receive all the gnomes without customs issues!
There is always the Louisville Slugger repellant...
How about one of those sonic pest control things, that sends out soundwaves only gnomes can hear and causes them to flee your home?
On the other hand, what if we could teach the gnomes to direct their gnomely energies toward good instead of mischief? You know, dust the furniture, do the laundry, scoop the litterbox... I wouldn't mind a little help around the house... I'd give them free room and board...as long as they sleep in the closet and only eat dust bunnies...
ETA: Except I don't want any gnomes in my house that look like the ones in Sar's siggy.
And none of those naughty flasher gnomes from the "find the gnome" thread either. Only polite, well-groomed, Disney-looking gnomes for my household staff.
On the other hand, what if we could teach the gnomes to direct their gnomely energies toward good instead of mischief? You know, dust the furniture, do the laundry, scoop the litterbox... I wouldn't mind a little help around the house... I'd give them free room and board...as long as they sleep in the closet and only eat dust bunnies...
ETA: Except I don't want any gnomes in my house that look like the ones in Sar's siggy.
I heard that those things don't work - turns out it resembles their top 10 ten tune - Jitterbugging Gnomes.Originally Posted by mamacat
How about one of those sonic pest control things, that sends out soundwaves only gnomes can hear and causes them to flee your home?
BTW - didn't we have some gnomes stuck in customs during with the last Secret Santa.
It took over 2 months for one of the gnomes to get to its destination during the SS exchange.
Nope, gnomes are insidious and will follow you anywhere!Originally Posted by Cat_eyes
Can I stay at someones house??Please!!!!
Well, personally, I like the idea of sending them to Australia. In fact, I think I'm going to box up the two that followed me home from Wisconsin tonight. (Can you see the looks on the customs guys' faces when all these packages of gnomes start coming through?)
Alternately, you could get a few of these Gnome-Be-Gones to evict unwanted gnomes:
I've also heard that gnomes are repelled by troll urine.
Alternately, you could get a few of these Gnome-Be-Gones to evict unwanted gnomes:
I've also heard that gnomes are repelled by troll urine.
I much prefer gnomes to trolls. Oh, wait, you're not refering to the internet troll, are you
Originally Posted by AbbysMom
I was suggesting sending them to one particular Australian!
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We soooo could make a ton of money by starting up our own GnomeBusters company!!! Hehe!Originally Posted by lilleah
Well scince I see some money making in this priceless way to get rid of gnomes...I've come up with an idea that will help you all.
Lilleah's Gnome Buster Kit
25 copies of newspaper
Convienent pocket water bottle
20 Fly traps with "gnome-attractor" smell
2 flyswatters (You can pick your OWN color!)
Handy pocket book of all "Gnome busters" professional trained employees phone numbers
3 re-usuable gnome traps
The fast-selling book "How to train your kitten to hunt Gnomes"
12 gnome collars. *Keeps all gnomes away for 30 days.
25 oz. of gnome garlic
**Gnome alarm
All for just $199.99
Act now and recieve a special gnome light sticks to carry with you at night!
*Cannot be used in water
**100.00 for installation. Must have basement.
