How To Get Rid Of Gnomes!!!!

Needless to say, we've all been gnome hunting lately. Those pesky little creatures are always stealing socks, loosing our car keys, and hijacking our threads here on TCS. So, i thought I'd start a new thread- with recommendations on how to remove those pesky little critters! Add your suggestions

1. Pop them upside the head with a newspaper
2. Spray them with a waterbottle
3. Lay down fly traps, and watch them get stuck on the sticky tape
4. Beat them with a fly swatter
5. Call the GnomeBusters!!!
6. Leave out Gnome traps around your washer and dryers!
7. Train your kitties to hunt Gnomes
8. Buy Gnome Collars for everyone to wear around the house
9. String some Gnome Garlic and make a Gnome detouring key chain
10. Install a Gnome Alarm!!!

Send them to Australia

how much does it cost to buy all the stuff.
ok can someone tell me about the what is all about the gnome stuff.
since I am knew.

thankyou!

The only thing I can think of to add is hire a hit-man.

I'm still seeing gnomes in sigs.

Originally Posted by AbbysMom

Send them to Australia

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I don't think our Australian friends would like that lol

I was suggesting sending them to one particular Australian!

Originally Posted by Cat_eyes

how much does it cost to buy all the stuff.

ok can someone tell me about the what is all about the gnome stuff.
since I am knew.

thankyou!

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Lately on TCS, threads and posts have been disappering, nobody knows why, not even the mods. I personally had my "favorite frozen pizza thread" disappear a few days ago. It was quite tragic! Needless to say, everyone has claimed to see mysterious "gnomes" runnning away with things such as socks, keys, toilet paper, and even hijacking our TCS threads! We are all on a mission to get rid of them . Hope that clears things up for you and also, WELCOME TO TCS!!!

Originally Posted by AbbysMom

I was suggesting sending them to one particular Australian!

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Poor Huggles! I don't think she would enjoy that! lol, you crack me up!

Ok we need a gnome spray!!! to keep the gnomes away. or mean dogs that hate gnomes.

I agree with Karen. Send them to Danielle's house!

Originally Posted by babygirl

I agree with Karen.

Send them to Danielle's house!

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*Sorry Dan!* Definately! She would LOVE it!

Oscar is looking very "Steelered" up today!

I need to send huggles mine!

Okay folks.. True story. My MIL knew I wanted a gnome last year. So she got me one at the dollar store. Nice little fellow. I left him on the porch all winter.. I swear to god, he melted/crumbled away.. bye bye gnomie. So if you are gonna leave your gnome out, make sure he is well made!

Originally Posted by captiva

Oscar is looking very "Steelered" up today!

I need to send huggles mine!

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We are SOOOO ready for football season!

My co-worker was just telling me the other day how one of her neighbor's gave her 2 gnomes for her birthday....and they live next door, so she had to put them out. Well recently someone else got her 2 more gnomes since they saw the others.... Lesson learned: Put thoughtful gifts from neighbors in the BACK yard!


I'll suggest she ship them all off to Australia. I'm sure wonderful sweet Danielle won't mind a few more!

Originally Posted by zak&rocky

Okay folks.. True story. My MIL knew I wanted a gnome last year. So she got me one at the dollar store. Nice little fellow. I left him on the porch all winter.. I swear to god, he melted/crumbled away.. bye bye gnomie. So if you are gonna leave your gnome out, make sure he is well made!

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Nothing worse than a cheap gnome.

I know!

Originally Posted by Cat_eyes

how much does it cost to buy all the stuff.

ok can someone tell me about the what is all about the gnome stuff.
since I am knew.

thankyou!

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Check out the thread "Running Gags on TCS". The gnomes first appeared last year.

Then we recently had this thread...
http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/sho...ghlight=gnomes
It's now closed and most of us have changed our siggies to more normal ones, but a few gnomes remain lurking about...

Originally Posted by cagnes

The only thing I can think of to add is hire a hit-man.

I'm still seeing gnomes in sigs.

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I'm not trying to hi-jack the thread but I just have to say you have one beautiful kittie there!

OK.THANKYOU!!!