Pants - These cracked me up!

Hope they're clean enough for a 'family' site.

Lines from Star Wars That Can Be Improved If you Substitute the Word Pants



1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 Weâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve got to be able to get some reading on the pants up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment to retrieve them.
5 These pants may not look much, kid, but theyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. Weâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve got to give him more time.
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls eye swamp rats in my pants back home.
11 Tk-421… Why arenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t you in your pants?
12 Lock the door, and hope they donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought aboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gondar.
15 Luke… Help me take these… pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants.
18 Donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t worry. Chewie and I have got into pants more heavily guarded than this.
19 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
20 Jabba doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t have time for smugglers who drop there pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
21 Yeah, well short pants are better than no pants at all, Chewie.
22 The empire have taken control of my pants.
23 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
24 You came in those pants? Youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re braver than I thought.

I thought I'd add a few...

25. I was going to go into Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!
26 You, like your father, are now pants.
27 And these blast points - too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial Pants are so precise.
28 Uh...had a slight pants malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here...now...thank you. How are you? *wince*
29 You don't have to do this to pants me.
30 My pants! My pants! Somebody, help me! OOOoooOOOOoooOOOooohhhhhhh!!!
31 That's impossible, even with pants!
32 C3PO! You tell that worm ridden piece of filth he'll get no such pants from us! ...... Right...?
33 Pants accepted, Captain Needa.
34 I'd just as soon pants a Wookie. - I can arrange that!
35 Keep your pants though, Chewie...but don't LOOK like your tryin' to keep your pants.
36 And I thought these pants smelled bad on the outside.

This one is too funny!

And some more...

37 Pants matters not! Judge me by my pants, do you?
38 Ohhh! Great warrior! [laughs and shakes his head] Pants not make one great!
39 A Jedi's strength flows from the Pants.
40 A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious pants.

Bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your killing me!!

I seen them before, but I think someone was taking further liberities with the 'pants' today.

I'm panting from laughing!

I actually haven't ever seen the movies but I know a lot of the lines (the original ones) and these crack me up.