Horrible bumper sticker

Being a Nascar Busch and Nextel Cup racing fan, I love these two:

But Officer, I wasn't tailgating, I was drafting!!

But Officer, I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying!!

Originally Posted by Arlyn

LOL I actually had the "Bad Cop, No Donut" on my last car.
Got pulled over for speeding once, the trooper was chuckling the entire time

No, he didn't give us a ticket.

I never bought it, one of my K-9 Dectective friends did lol

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Arlyn, the last time I got pulled for speeding (23 over the limit *blush*), I remembered one of those email jokes that someone had sent to me ... when the officer said, "Lady, I have been waiting for you all day long" I replied, "But officer, I got here as fast as I could!!" He was laughing so hard he sent me off with a warning.

I've seen the one:

"Horn Broke, Watch For Finger"

i kinda think its funny lol.

I've seen a couple "Cats Have 9 Lifes.. There wen't 8" also "Save a Cat dump a dog". I don't see many guess i don't travel enough lol.

"Sorry For Driving So Close in Front of You"

I need that one!

Always wanted this one - - "Reunite Gondwanaland!"
(Gondwanaland was one of the prehistoric supercontinents. Funny if you are a geology buff.)

Originally Posted by gayef

Being a Nascar Busch and Nextel Cup racing fan, I love these two:

But Officer, I wasn't tailgating, I was drafting!!

But Officer, I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying!!

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I have a decal (that still needs to be put on my car) that says "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying" I'm kinda scared to put it on though, as much as I speed.... I don't think the police would think it amusing

lol good one katiemae. Yea cops are to serious but yet they pull you over for nothing and people wonder why there fat? Ask the bakery clerk how many times they come there.. a day.

Some of these bumper stickers sound pretty funny!!, I hate the ones that say anything bad about animals though!

I had a license plate holder on my car that said "A woman's place is in the cockpit", I took it off about a month ago because my fiance was driving my car and said he couldn't figure out why people were honking and waving at him!

I have two decals on my truck windows.
I can't repeat them here, let's just say there are "girl power" type sayings.

Jeremy is the sole driver of my truck

He drew the line though, I'm not allowed to put my Minnie Mouse antenna ball on it.

My favorites include: An old school Nintendo controller with "Know your Roots" over it.
Up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, start, select A B

There are 10 people in the world that understand binary: those who do and those who don't.

I'm letting my nerdy side come out. Sorry all.

Originally Posted by Miss Mew

Some of these bumper stickers sound pretty funny!!, I hate the ones that say anything bad about animals though!

I had a license plate holder on my car that said "A woman's place is in the cockpit", I took it off about a month ago because my fiance was driving my car and said he couldn't figure out why people were honking and waving at him!

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My sister has that on her car.

Everyone in Memphis hates our mayor Willie Herenton aka "Sweet Willie"- he's insane! So it's been hysterical the past few months to see everyone- including the memphis police dpt has them. Even the local radio stations are distributing them lol. It's quite funny to see people drive around with bumperstickers that were designed like the old "W the President" ones. They say:

"F
The Memphis Mayor"

Tons of people have them lol. I personally don't put bumperstickers on my car because i don't wanna mess up the paint job, so i downloaded an "F the memphis mayor" Screensaver to my computer! Lol, even my mom likes it hahaha. That is definitely my favorite bumper sticker! I voted early yesterday for my politlical party- and in November, everyone votes for the Mayor- which, considering 1/2 the city signed a petition to recall our mayor- it should be pretty funny to see the turnout.

Originally Posted by Miss Mew

Some of these bumper stickers sound pretty funny!!, I hate the ones that say anything bad about animals though!

I had a license plate holder on my car that said "A woman's place is in the cockpit", I took it off about a month ago because my fiance was driving my car and said he couldn't figure out why people were honking and waving at him!

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That is hysterical! lol poor guy!

yeah poor guy.

Oh yeah and one other thing I have seen in someones yard was a sign(supposed to be like a grave/headstone) and it said "here lies the last cat that walked on my car"

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One of the houses down my street has two gravestones (fake) by their garden. One says "Here he lies, cold and hard, the last damn cat that pooped in my yard" and the other says the same, but with a dog instead of a cat. I find it kind of humourous, but at the same time I'm offended. It's a strange feeling.


I don't have a car, but I try to collect bumper stickers and put them in my window. The only animal-related one I have is simply "Dog is my co-pilot" lol

Originally Posted by gayef

Being a Nascar Busch and Nextel Cup racing fan, I love these two:

But Officer, I wasn't tailgating, I was drafting!!

But Officer, I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying!!

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I want the qualifying one! I tell Trav that that would be the ONLY thing that would be on my new car and it would only sit in my rear window.

I recently saw one that said "Lost your cat? Check under my tires."

hmm strange for some reason it posted twice

Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom

People are idiots sometimes.

I also hate the one that says:
"Save a cow, eat a vegetarian".

I honestly think people are trying to be offensive to get attention when they put crap like that on their car.

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hehe sorry i find that one kinda cute,
If i remember right you are a vegetarian? hehe how about you make one(its easy with software today)

show a T-rex head with something that maybe says, meat eaters, go extinct faster
or the meat eaters, they dont last as long?? hehe just a idea

Originally Posted by gemlady

"Sorry For Driving So Close in Front of You"

I need that one!

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Me too!

I saw a window sticker at a car show a while back that said:

"I only drive like this because YOU are behind me"

I should have that one too!

Originally Posted by Arlyn

LOL I actually had the "Bad Cop, No Donut" on my last car.
Got pulled over for speeding once, the trooper was chuckling the entire time

No, he didn't give us a ticket.

I never bought it, one of my K-9 Dectective friends did lol

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I have that as a helmet sticker on my motorcycle helmet, LOL.