ladies please

save the guy some of the bed?

So early Saturday morning I wake up. Itâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s SOOOO hot that water is just running down my face and back. For some reason are AC was off.

First thing I notice is that my wife is right on top of me, the arm across the chest thing (this is with a king sized bed) I go to move away a little and find I have about 2 inches of the bed left, if I so much as move I will hit the floor

Second thing I notice is my kitty is sleeping right next to my head with her nose almost stuck in my ear, follow that up with feeling something hot and furry right above me, grrrr, the SO cat was sleeping on my pillow right above my head!!!

I get up go to the living room, get in the lazy boy turn the TV on and kick back thinking I will sleep some in the chair,, nope, both cats come, jump up on the chair and lay back down on top of me grrrrrr,

then i hear, DEAR can you wake me up in 2 more hours please, We need to go shopping this morning

Ladies can you please leave your guy at least 25% of the bed ……

No wonder I work nights

Sounds like me and my husband.... Try sleeping with a dog passed out inbetween your legs also! Jake is notorious for doing it to me! I end up on the couch often

I do!!!! that so rude!!!! (just kidding)but it is me who as to get up and sleep
on the sofa!!And what is it with men that snore?

I don't know who is worse, me or hubby.
One night I will do it, then he will.

His thing lately is grab the covers and turn!

My boyfriend is always saying I take up so much room on the bed but I sleep right on the edge. I steal the covers, but he snores so that makes up for it.

I am a very bad cover-stealer, but I only use 25% of the bed. But I only turn one way, like a barbecue, so I end up with all the covers!

Originally Posted by KittyLova

!And what is it with men that snore?

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i dont snore,

hehe at least i have yet to hear myself snore.

I don't share my bed with anyone. Yet my cats seem to take over the whole thing. One sleeps like a human, and the other wants to be close as possible to mommy. And the dog, likes either inbetween the legs, or at the end where I can't move my feet. Now you would think, me being a kicker, trasher, and a mover in my sleep, the cats and dog would think twice about sleeping bed with me.

And if it ain't me kicking it's them stinking in bed. And lately Sushi has it BAD!!! To the point it almost clears a room. She also likes to bite toes in the morning for food, thank god she's a kitten and will grow out of this, I hope.

heeh i dont have that issue, however the wife seems to think it is nice to cook for the cats so once a day she feeds them rice with chicken or fish.

grrrr, talk about dragon breath

i need to get some kitty breath mints.

Thank god they have kitty mints, and doggie breath. My kitten right now gets wet food, and man afterwards she wants cuddling and that wet cat food smell sticks to her PPHHEEWWW!!! Petco has doggie and cat breath mints. The doggie ones look like bones and that cats look like fish, and THANK GOD they work.

Thanks god Sushi doesn't sleep under the covers and do stinkers. Thinking a gas mask might be in the near future.

OH yeah one of our cats has it's own lazyboy chair, it literally took it over from my father.

Originally Posted by Catlady810

OH yeah one of our cats has it's own lazyboy chair, it literally took it over from my father.

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My cat has totally taken over my lazyboy. If I want to sit on it, she has to sit with me but usually its just her on it. Its completely covered in cat fur though.

Yeah so is ours. And if someone sits in it, she will sit on the floor glaring at you. Mystical is called our evil one. She OWNS the lazy boy chair. She won't share the chair with anyone either.

Zebra gets mad if i move her off the chair and just comes right back up. Shes tiny (only 5 pounds) so I barely know shes there but then Milo will jump up too and hes bigger and then Zebra gets mad.

HAHAHA. Mystical is around 20 pounds, but man she will let you know if she wants that seat. Since it's hot right now, shes more in the basement and being a butt to the other cats. Thank god she doesn't sleep in bed with me, because I would have more claw marks on me than I want.

yep, i have a extra chair in the computer room, one day my father stopped in, sat down in that chair and both cats where sitting there looking at him and going MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to explain that he was sitting in there chair,

And people always look at you like your crazy too. They do with us. LOL, the only cat in our house that meows is Sushi. Mystical will glare.