I've got some funnys for ya:
My neice and nephew were fighting and my nephew who is younger runs into the living room and says "Sissy is hitting me", and my neice runs in and says "No I'm not"... My nephew says "Uhuh,, and points to his arm".. My neice then proceeds to slap my nephew in the face, and says to my nephew "There now I hit you" and looks at her mother and says "Okay,, now I can be in trouble." Mind you she is only 6 years old!!! Tooo funny!!!
My daughter is 4 years old, and my nephew is 4 years old.. They are best buddies. They had just gotten out of the pool and were drying off with their bathing suits off, and my nephew looks at my daughter and then at me and says "Aunt Heather,,, Bella broke hers" as he points to her privates.. I never laughed so hard.
My daughter calls her privates her coochie,, I have no clue why.. She goes to the OB with me and I had to have the doctor look at my private area.. As my daughter is talking to me up on at the front end of the bed ,, she says to me.. "Mommy, why is that doctor lady checking out your coochie.. The doctor literally laughed outloud it was soo funny..
My daughter (4 yo) asks me in front of my neice (6 yo) where do babies come from?? I go through the whole angels bring them down from heaven and so on.. My neice listens very carefully and my daughter is shaking her head as if she understands. My neice looks at me and says very plainly "Well that was a load of bullsh*t" and walks away with my daughter telling my daughter "They must think we're stupid".. Her mother and me were laughing soo harddd..