Kitty Joke!

SO tonight a lady at work told me this joke and I instantly thought of sharing it with you guys!

A husband hated his wife's cat so much that he decided to take the cat 20 blocks away from their home while she was at the store. When the guy pulled into the drive, the cat had beat him home.

The next day, while his wife was at the Post Office, he took the cat 40 blocks awat and yet again the cat beat him home.

The following day, while his wife was running another errand, he decided this time to take the cat over the bridge, take a left, a right, another left, drive in a cirlcle and make another left. He dumped the cat out and headed for home.

Hours later, the husband phoned home and their conversation went something like this:

Wife: Hello?

Husband: Honey, is that cat home?

Wife: Yes, why dear?

Husband: Put that on the phone I need directions!

Isn't that great?!

Post your kitty jokes here!

LOL....I've seen this before, but it still gives me the slight chuckles.

that's great!! I can hardly wait to tell my grandson - he's gonna love it!

I like it! I like it a lot!!

That was a cute Joke

This isn't so much a joke but I thought this was funny!


How to tell if your cat owns you!
-Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
-Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
-Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
-Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at
the box with the scoop in your hand?
-Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks
the butter?
-Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
-Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your
cats when you move?
-Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
-Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
-Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
-Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
-Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on
a bad date?
-Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you
spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
-Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on
Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
-Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring
them out when your friends share pictures of their children?
-When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that
they say a few words to your cat as well?

That joke cracks me up

My poor kid used to be the wallpaper on my home pc and my work pc...she got booted off for the most brilliant feline around!

Glad to bring a laugh around!

I do kiss my cats on the lips. That joke was funny and true!!

That was cute.. I've neve heard that one before.