Crazy things you've said...

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In your sleep...

My husband just asked me if I remember screaming out "Keep the pre-cut toenail clippings" at about 4:00am. Apparently, I was shouting orders even in my sleep, although I'm not sure what I meant by this one.


Has anyone else been told of saying or doing something crazy in their sleep?
 

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I don't think I do this often, but my husband does... I love to tease him when he's asleep. I ask him one-word questions, and he'll say these crazy answers. It's quite entertaining, but he doesn't like it when I do it.
 

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My husband was in the Army and has boot camp dreams. He'll sit up in bed and say "Yes Sir!" and then fall back asleep. It used to scare the crap out of me.
 

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When I've had an extremely busy or stressful day at work I tend to talk in my sleep. My husband says I wake up folding shirts or threading needles into the embroidery machines.

I hate days like that!!
 

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One year during the Winter Olympics, I told my husband that I had fallen during my routine.
 

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Long time ago, one of my friends was sleeping, and talking about notepads for school.

So me and another girl started messing with her. We told her she wanted peanut butter. And she said "oh yes".

The next morning when she woke up, she was craving peanut butter like crazy.
 

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I wish I could sleep enough to actually say crazy things! But my BIL talks & walks in his sleep all the time. Once when my SIL was very pregnant, and swollen she awoke to my BIL saying "oh yeah, she's smokin hot!" She was so upset she went in the bathroom & cried, then decided to take a hot bath, and got herself stuck in the tub! She was too embarassed & proud to call for help, so she just pruned in there till he got up @ 5am!
 

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Originally Posted by AbbysMom

One year during the Winter Olympics, I told my husband that I had fallen during my routine.
That made me laugh!!


My ex used to do this all the time.... One time he sat up in bed and said Bud....weis....er, all stretched out like that and then laid right back down
I was laughing so hard I had to bury my face in the pillow so i didn't wake him up. Another time he said "My birthday? 3-16-76" and that was it
as far as I know I don't talk in my sleep
if only kittties could talk
 

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A few weeks ago I woke up screaming "I am too old to have a baby!" I was having this horrible dream that I had just found out I was pregnant at 47, and had somehow failed to notice until my water broke. My SO sat straight up in the bed, scared spitless.The look on his face was priceless.
 

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I told Trav one day in my sleep that we forgot to bake the cookies....he said what cookies? and I said nevermind
 

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The list is endless - I sleep walk, talk (complex conversations!), feed cats, try to go to TaeKwonDo, let cats out of the house - into the house, play with cats, make phone calls - recieve phone calls, heck, I've even picked a lock!

The funniest thing I've ever said needs a little background:

My younger sister and I were visiting our youngest sister [M] for M's baby's christening.

B and I were supposed to share a double bed due to room constaints and guests etc. B stayed up late, and M came up a some point to get something from the room, and realised I'd taken all the pillows for myself.

M: what about B? You haven't left her a pillow.
Me: She can sleep on the boppy!

The creepiest thing I've ever said:

"I am a bride of Christ."

My father overheard and assumed I would become a nun... in case you're wondering, no.
 

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Originally Posted by lookingglass

My husband was in the Army and has boot camp dreams. He'll sit up in bed and say "Yes Sir!" and then fall back asleep. It used to scare the crap out of me.
My sister's husband did the same thing! When they were first married, he joined the army and kimmy (sister) and her 2 babies at the time lived with my mother and i .....Jason came home after basic training ( he got injured really bad and wasn't able to stay in the military). And in the middle of the night (keep in mind it's a 2 bedroom duplex-really tiny...so noise travels well)... Jason sat straight up and yelled " Yes Drill Sergent Sir!!!"
Needless to say all of us woke up and about peed ourselves! lol We still tease him about that one. I'm going to have to tell my sister someone else has a similar story- she'll get a kick out of it
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Originally Posted by krazy kat2

A few weeks ago I woke up screaming "I am too old to have a baby!" I was having this horrible dream that I had just found out I was pregnant at 47, and had somehow failed to notice until my water broke. My SO sat straight up in the bed, scared spitless.The look on his face was priceless.
 

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I don't think I talk in my sleep but my husband "roof"s in his sleep... He will yell "SHINGLES" like he's telling one of the day labor's to bring him more shingle on the roof
 

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Once, when I was married, my husband got up to go to the bathroom and I sat up and grabbed him and said "Stop! There's blood all over the floor!" I had, weirdly enough, been dreaming of a cow being slaughtered.
I still remember that. Another time, I was asleep before he came in, and when he came to bed, I looked up and asked him if he blessed himself before he came to bed. He played along and said yes, then asked me if I'd like him to bless the kitties too. I just mumbled "mm-hmm..." and went back to sleep. I do say weird things in my sleep, and I laugh a lot, sometimes so loud I wake myself up!
 

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My boyfriend says and does crazy things in his sleep. One night I awoke to him suffocating me with his pillow. I said, "What are you trying to do, KILL ME??!!" He woke up and said, "Oh my God, I'm so sorry!! I was dreaming I was squishing a bug!"
I'm glad I'm a light sleeper. One night he got out his laptop and started typing away on it in his sleep.
I told him the next morning and he didn't believe me. Sometimes I'm scared he will get out his shotgun or glocks and accidently shoot me or something in his sleep.
He is going to be a cop, so he likes his weapons.
 

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Oh my God, this thread is hilarious. i was laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face!

Mmm, Dh does say stuff in his sleep, but nothing really funny and I always know when he is having a nighmare, he's such a chicken. He was having a bad dream about Vampires and screamed nooooooo, don't bite...don't take my blood. That's the weirdest one I remember.

MMM about the funniest thing my mom does is she can fall asleep anywhere and she starts snoring and wakes herself up and we're all staring at her and she turns bright red.

I have to addmit that my native studies classes can be really boring and i fell asleep and snored only once but loud enought to wake me right up and have the whole class laughing at me
 

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Originally Posted by IloveSiamese

Oh my God, this thread is hilarious. i was laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face!

Mmm, Dh does say stuff in his sleep, but nothing really funny and I always know when he is having a nighmare, he's such a chicken. He was having a bad dream about Vampires and screamed nooooooo, don't bite...don't take my blood. That's the weirdest one I remember.

MMM about the funniest thing my mom does is she can fall asleep anywhere and she starts snoring and wakes herself up and we're all staring at her and she turns bright red.

I have to addmit that my native studies classes can be really boring and i fell asleep and snored only once but loud enought to wake me right up and have the whole class laughing at me
My mom is notorious for snoring so loud she wakes herself up also.


My 8 1/2 yr old talks in his sleep every night!
I remember the first night my husband and I spent in our first home. He had stayed the night w/me at my mom's but never when Justice was there. Well the first night in our new house Justice started talking in his sleep. He was yelling "NO! You can't have my toys!" My husband ran into his room and started freaking out.
I about died laughing because I am so used to it that I don't even go into his room anymore. He got upset with me because I didn't run to him. I told him "trust me, you'll get used to it"
And he did.. We'll hear Justice talking and DH will just laugh and say "well, that's good to know"
 

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Originally Posted by IloveSiamese

I have to addmit that my native studies classes can be really boring and i fell asleep and snored only once but loud enought to wake me right up and have the whole class laughing at me
One of my lecturers has a policy that it's ok to sleep in his class as long as you don't snore.
 
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