1 Warren looks like a desperate man. (Thanks, Google, Thanks.)
2 Laura looks like a primary school teacher
3 At least Jennifer looks like a woman and her breasts are real
4 Natalie looks like a rabid bulldog (this was the only one of the first page I wouldn't have to censor!-the rest conatined obscentities)
5 Melanie looks like, let me assure you, she is a knockout.
6 Alicia looks like she could kick any of our butts. Clear out of here.
7 Danielle looks like the devil.
8 Leah looks like she's been drinking. (LMAO!! Go figure)
9 Marie looks like she ate a bug all of a sudden.
10 Atticus looks like James Bond! And I'm his Bond girl!
11 Linnea looks like a dark-eyed honey who's heart is in Hawaii
12. Krista looks like she's sitting still
13. Amy looks like a martingale to me.
14. Alana looks like an absolute goddess with a sparkle in her eyes
15. Jessica looks like a dog. (what???)
16. Brandon looks like a 20pound emo punk in an ugly Superman wannabe suit.
17. All Wendy looked like was a normal height 8th grader with dark brown hair.
18. Katie looks like a 10 year old boy-ha! so far from the truth.
19. Brandi looks like a bobble head doll sometimes.
20. Jenny looks like 90% of the women in Playboy!
21. Heather looks like a drag-queen Michael Jackson impersonator. (what the?) or Heather looks like a Bay Watch girl with long, silky, blonde hair to her butt ...(brown hair! brown hair!