If we went to your house today what would we find?

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Oprah would find that my door is CLOSED to her and her crew. She used television footage of myself and my daughter in court after my daughter's attempted murder in 2000 without ever bothering to contact us, and then her producers refused to return my calls after the fact, nor would she ever respond to the letters I sent her, so Oprah can go to you know where as far as I am concerned!
 

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I was a guest on Oprah once and the producer made me cry while my makeup was being done saying that they'd cut us out if my answers weren't perfect.

But if one of you came to my apartment, you would find... well, you'd think that a tornado had been here and that you should look for me under the rubble! And if you came in my room you would find something that looked like the organization room for a rummage sale. Oh, and a lot of Bob Dylan posters.

The cleanest part of my apartment right now is... the litterbox (it's totally clean right now because I just washed it out)
 

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Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom

I was a guest on Oprah once and the producer made me cry while my makeup was being done saying that they'd cut us out if my answers weren't perfect.

But if one of you came to my apartment, you would find... well, you'd think that a tornado had been here and that you should look for me under the rubble! And if you came in my room you would find something that looked like the organization room for a rummage sale. Oh, and a lot of Bob Dylan posters.

The cleanest part of my apartment right now is... the litterbox (it's totally clean right now because I just washed it out)
What were you on Oprah for? That's so cool!
 

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Well, if you'd come at just the right moment yesterday, you'd have found a big puddle of cat puke with a fat nasty hairball right in the middle of it.
But if you showed up now, you'd just find the usual--dust, cat hair, and clutter.
 

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Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom

But if one of you came to my apartment, you would find... well, you'd think that a tornado had been here and that you should look for me under the rubble! And if you came in my room you would find something that looked like the organization room for a rummage sale. Oh, and a lot of Bob Dylan posters.
Same here - except for the Bob Dylan posters. Yep, definitely looked like a tornado hit. In my case - a White Tornado! At least our lawn was mowed this morning.
 

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A clean house. It's shocking! I just finished cleaning my house for the 2nd time this week. Its a record, but its infuriating as well. WE have company coming over tonight!
 

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A pig stye!

And if Oprah is the one who shows up, unannounced, she'll find the barrel of a barreta up her nose!
 

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Well the house needs vaccuuming bad!!! The bathtub needs scrubbing, 2 baskets of laundry to be put away. My office/craft room has stuff strewn all over the floor. However the family room and basement are not too bad.
Don't get me started on outside. I have several plant pots left over from jobs that have to be returned to vendors, many, many weeds and since we are putting in a partial concrete paver driveway and 2 walkways mounds of soil and screenings all over the place.
 

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Well i dont feel quite so bad now


Last nights washing up, furry lounge carpet, books etc all over the coffee table, dvds and cds on the floor and an un-shaved hubby in bed after his night shift.


Oh and if you are coming over please bring a paint brush as the stair walls are half done
 

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Oprah would find a closed door. Which wouldnt get opened. With big sounding dogs barking on the other side..

you guys would find a huge mess. amd me laid out in bed...with the evil meds having knocked me out lol
 

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I could take a pic of you of my room, i need to clean it by this arvo
 

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Originally Posted by rosiemac

Oooops i mean before i go to bed
It would be awsome if i could clean while i sleep!
atleast in my dreams my house is always clean!
 

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We just moved in the week before last, and we haven't had a weekend to ourselves yet...so you'd find piles of things around a mostly unpacked apartment...lol, we have a long weekend for the Fourth, so you can come by next week, hopefully everything will be done.
 

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You would see carpet pulled up near the closets...Reilly has discovered how fun it is to dig it
 

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Come on over
were all cleaned up, just can't go upstairs










I had to put these on here, and there old pictures it's what it should look like, it did look like before 6 extra cats
Oh those days without cat hair everywhere, I wouldn't trade
 
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