Originally Posted by CommonOddity042
You cut a very loud fart when he hugs you.
Originally Posted by CommonOddity042
You cut a very loud fart when he hugs you.
Ack. My bf does this (minus the "feelings for her" part), and that is definately a turnoff. Luckily, he's almost completely stopped talking about his exes now, but at the beginning of the relationship, every fifth sentence was something about his ex gfs...Originally Posted by lookingglass
Oh I almost forgot about this one, talk about your ex ALL the time. Say you still have feelings for him. Perhaps make up a story of how you and your ex had a date in the same spot that you and the current guy are in. Talk about it the WHOLE time.
I thought that was a mating call.Originally Posted by CommonOddity042
You cut a very loud fart when he hugs you.
Ahhhhhh... that's why women try to hold it in all the time.Originally Posted by sarahp
First time I farted in front of my now husband I think was a sign that he was also allowed to, and he hasn't stopped since....
I think my bf and your husband might be related. The man plays some major butt-trumpet solos every night.Originally Posted by sarahp
First time I farted in front of my now husband I think was a sign that he was also allowed to, and he hasn't stopped since....
I heard you play the butt-tuba!Originally Posted by CommonOddity042
I think my bf and your husband might be related. The man plays some major butt-trumpet solos every night.
I have dainty woman-flatulence. I play the butt flute.Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
I heard you play the butt-tuba!You know I'm just kidding.
Don't blow on the wrong end!Originally Posted by CommonOddity042
I have dainty woman-flatulence. I play the butt flute.
I have to teach you female members here. We women don't fluff!Originally Posted by CommonOddity042
I have dainty woman-flatulence. I play the butt flute.
Originally Posted by LuckyGirl
Although, I still couldn't figure out how she was trying to lose Matthew McConaughey???I mean, wouldn't you be like "game over, I'll take this one!"
I know right?! He is a dream!!! With that southern accent.... and beautiful bod!!! Just melts me like "buuuuudddda"! (that's how he says butter....did you see him on Oprah?!Originally Posted by babyharley
ME TOO!! I'd take him in an instant!
Yeah but i guess i meant more likeOriginally Posted by pushylady
Great thread!
Fwan, didn't you once put a guy off kissing you by telling him that you'd just thrown up?
The first time I tooted in front of my husband we were still dating and he was in the process of leaving my house....and I accidently let one rip..Originally Posted by rosiemac
I have to teach you female members here. We women don't fluff!
This is my kind of thread, toilet humour
Originally Posted by georgiagirl8
Hey, there's lots of ways to turn off a guy. Let me see ...pick your nose, scratch your butt, burp, fart,.. should I go on?