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post #31 of 43
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Originally Posted by CommonOddity042
I have dainty woman-flatulence. I play the butt flute.
I have to teach you female members here. We women don't fluff!

This is my kind of thread, toilet humour
post #32 of 43
this is hilarious!

This may not work since you two already know each other...but for future reference, tell them your job is something disgusting...like picking up dead animals off the road.

My sister once told a guy she was a mortician's assistant. He stuck around a bit to talk about what its like and then BOLTED when she started to descibe how the stomach feels between rubber gloves.
post #33 of 43


Great thread!

Fwan, didn't you once put a guy off kissing you by telling him that you'd just thrown up?
post #34 of 43
just stop being so gorgeous Fran!!!

Haven't you all seen How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days??? It states:

1. Put 99 stuffed animals around his house
2. Take out all of his cds and play Carly Simon, Fiona Apple, etc
3. Crash his guys night
4. Give him a plant to take care of
5. Bring around your kitty and refer to it as your "baby"
6. Give his manhood a female name "princess fiona!"

Althoug, I still couldn't figure out how she was trying to lose Matthew McConaughey??? I mean, wouldn't you be like "game over, I'll take this one!"
post #35 of 43
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Originally Posted by LuckyGirl
Although, I still couldn't figure out how she was trying to lose Matthew McConaughey??? I mean, wouldn't you be like "game over, I'll take this one!"


ME TOO!! I'd take him in an instant!
post #36 of 43
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Originally Posted by babyharley


ME TOO!! I'd take him in an instant!
I know right?! He is a dream!!! With that southern accent.... and beautiful bod!!! Just melts me like "buuuuudddda"! (that's how he says butter....did you see him on Oprah?! )

Ok, I need a cold shower now!!!
post #37 of 43
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Originally Posted by pushylady


Great thread!

Fwan, didn't you once put a guy off kissing you by telling him that you'd just thrown up?
Yeah but i guess i meant more like

How did you once put off a guy!?
post #38 of 43
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Originally Posted by rosiemac
I have to teach you female members here. We women don't fluff!

This is my kind of thread, toilet humour

The first time I tooted in front of my husband we were still dating and he was in the process of leaving my house....and I accidently let one rip.. ..I was upstairs and he was downstairs and he heard it....next thing I hear him saying is...

"Gosh darn ducks"

That's of course censored. But it certainly lifted the embarrassment I felt.

Course now that we are married, doesn't matter, I toot all the time...no holds bar
post #39 of 43
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Originally Posted by georgiagirl8
Hey, there's lots of ways to turn off a guy. Let me see ...pick your nose, scratch your butt, burp, fart,.. should I go on?
post #40 of 43
One of the Hs volunteers in her 30s that is single was telling me once how to scare a guy away.

Open your purse & whip out pictures of all of you pets. Tell him their names, ages, birthdates, sign(capricorn, etc.), favorite foods, favorite treats, favorite napping spots, how well they bathe themselves, any medical issues, if you have to do anything for them what it is("I have to wash his butt b/c he doesn't do a goop job", etc.), their faovrite song/Cd/artists, & their favorite movie. Tell him when he marries you that he gets to help "raise the kids".

If that doesn't scare a guy away, mention scooping poop & how it looks!
post #41 of 43
usually telling them how many animals I have works like a charm but sometimes I didn't WANT to put the guy off
post #42 of 43
These are all priceless! I can't recall ever managing to put a guy off.... and I've tried all those tricks. I suppose you could tell him you want/used to be one...
post #43 of 43
I saw that Oprah show ( I get tingly just thinking about him!!)
Anyhow my first encounter with my now husband-my roommates car was stuck in our driveway due to a recent snowstorm. He helped push the car out and helped me shovel the driveway. I told I that I would ask him into our apartment for hot choclate (he lived next door) but that my roomie and I were going through a deep fat frying stage and out place smelled like grease (its true I swear!!) Turns out he doesn't like hot chocolate anyhow!!
But he married me in the end!!
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