Maybe I should have stayed in....

So I was on my way to my truck earlier, and I was looking downwards at my phone, and a bird, so high up I couldn't even see it when I looked, POOPED down the back of my neck!!! How did he aim it so perfect!? I thought it was a helicopter falling from the tree but when I reached back, my had came out full of poo!!! YUCK!!! I turned around and went back into the house and had to change my shirt and wash my neck off.....I guess one good thing is I was wearing my hair up, and that if I hadn't been looking down at my phone, it might have landed on my head! There's a bright side to a bird pooping on you, I guess!!!

Oh my gosh! You poor thing!

That happend to my mother's co-worker (who was also our neighbor at the time) once. They worked with severely disabled teenagers and were out taking a walk with them. He alwasy wore this same hat...and he was bald. So he just happend to take off his hat, and a bird got him right smack on top of his bald head! I guess that was the bright side to his story, had his hat off and no hair for it to get into!

I thought that a bird pooing on you was good luck! So now that it's pooed down you neck you have all the good luck you'll ever need!

Originally Posted by lookingglass

I thought that a bird pooing on you was good luck! So now that it's pooed down you neck you have all the good luck you'll ever need!

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Really? Cool!!! I've been looking for luck lately, and all I had to do was walk under a tree, and splat! There it was!
My dad had that happen to him too, right on his head when my parents were eating at an outside cafe...hehe, I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him so much....

i remember we were having lunch at school once and a bird pooped on my best friends head! I was the only one who didnt run away from her and actually get most of the poop off for her

You can keep your lucky bird poop Shannon, lol. I don't want it! I wonder what other 'fortunate' incidents will happen to you today? *slowly backs away* Lol.

Now that is a bad start to the day!

AHA! What an annoying (yet completely hysterical to bystanders) say to start your morning! Last time that happened to me was when I was in Duluth, Minnesota. More seagulls than anyone knows what to do with. I got absolutely plastered. *shudders*

Ew.

When I was a kid, we used to say..."Birdie Birdie in the sky, dropped a turdy in my eye. My I'm glad elephants don't fly!"

What a mess! Good thing it happened at home, not after you got all the way to work!

At least it didn't get in your hair!

A few years ago I was at the fair with my aunt. My dad and one of my brothers was on this one ride that looked like a big black octopus. My aunt and I were standing right beside it when someone puked and it got all over my aunt! About half an hour later a bird pooped on her shoulder as well.

My daughter got pooped on by some sort of tropical bird at the zoo (we were in "the rainforest" display). She was only 2, but she cried and cried. We had to try to wash her hair in the bathroom sinks and she hates having her hair washed anyway. She doesn't ask to go to the zoo anymore.

Ewwwww. If that's what it takes to get good luck I think I'll pass.

Originally Posted by ButterflyDreame

Ewwwww. If that's what it takes to get good luck I think I'll pass.

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Ummmm I second that....

You can definately keep your bird poop, Shannon. I probably would have gotten sick

Originally Posted by Moz

At least it didn't get in your hair!

A few years ago I was at the fair with my aunt. My dad and one of my brothers was on this one ride that looked like a big black octopus. My aunt and I were standing right beside it when someone puked and it got all over my aunt! About half an hour later a bird pooped on her shoulder as well.

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Your poor, poor aunt! When I was a teen, about 39 years ago, a drunk cowboy at the fair got off the Scrambler and barfed on my head. Being weak stomached myself, I got sick in front of the crowd and then walked to the bathroom, crying all the way. A couple of nice women in there took paper towels & helped me wash it off in the sink, but my evening at the fair was ruined! My so-called friends told me to stay away from them and I had to call my mom to drive down & pick me up.