So I was on my way to my truck earlier, and I was looking downwards at my phone, and a bird, so high up I couldn't even see it when I looked, POOPED down the back of my neck!!! How did he aim it so perfect!? I thought it was a helicopter falling from the tree but when I reached back, my had came out full of poo!!! YUCK!!! I turned around and went back into the house and had to change my shirt and wash my neck off.....I guess one good thing is I was wearing my hair up, and that if I hadn't been looking down at my phone, it might have landed on my head! There's a bright side to a bird pooping on you, I guess!!!
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6/23/06 at 7:06pm