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post #1 of 16
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For those of us uncertain about what job we want. I think I missed my calling. The tired frisbee designer sounds interesting. . .

post #2 of 16
Woohooo! I am supposed to be a digital chicken salesperson!!! :LOL:

So is the chicken digital or am I??? :LOL:
post #3 of 16
I'm supposed to be a plastic lawn chair assistant. I guess I'll have to tell my boss I quit on Monday
post #4 of 16
Does that mean you get to try out the chairs all day? I'm jealous!
post #5 of 16
I get to be an imported lawn chair coach. Which is imported, though - the coach or the lawn chair?
post #6 of 16
Oooh, I'm a certified oyster hygienist.... Ah.... Where do you go to school for that?
post #7 of 16
I should be a virtual mushroom tester. Hmmmm.:paranoid2 :paranoid3 :paranoid2
post #8 of 16
A broken accordian painter! Well, that's a sensible choice for a music teacher, isn't it? And you all probably thought it was just a joke!
post #9 of 16
Well, who would have thought, I'm a "Juvenile Dust Bunny Tester." Now I'm should not surprised about the Juvenile part, for I'm 42 going on 12. I'm sure that I can find plenty of dust bunnies under my bed. However, still unsure how you test a dust bunny or test it for what. I think I will require some on the job training for this.
post #10 of 16
Maybe your just supposed to measure them? :LOL:
post #11 of 16
Wow! I should be a Certified Dinosaur Intimidator. Hmmm, shouldn't be too hard to intimidate since they are extinct! :LOL:
post #12 of 16
HA! I am a UFO!! Unlimited Flamingo Officer! I better keep that in mind for the next zoo trip! lol
Cute Link!! I don't know, so many options, the mobile puppet therapist sounds interesting...
post #13 of 16
I'm on my way to fulfilling career as a 'Cardboard Oyster Scientist' Pssst...where does one find cardboard oysters??
post #14 of 16
I don't know, but I wouldn't eat them! :laughing:
post #15 of 16
Nuclear dust bunny behaviorist. :laughing:
post #16 of 16
cosmic cubicle entertainer...sooooooo, I'm entertaining people in cubicles in space???? I'm confused, but it sounds like all these years of dance training just may pay off! not bad for a first job...
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